Why are you here?

To judge each and every one of you!!!

Just kiddin'
Happy April Fools Day

I want to meet my soulmate. Find the perfect match and grow old together.

oops... wrong board... sorry

Just for the halibut.....and all the like minded fishermen!
Tess

I had terrible luck with providers and message parlors back before aspd and now eccie. I like to know what I am trying to get into and whether she is worth th money. I have been a very satisfied customer, for the most part.

Just for the halibut.....and all the like minded fishermen! Originally Posted by Topshelf Tess

Holy mackerel! Ever since I read this, I've been floundering for a response. Guess I'll just clam up.

Monk

p.s. Tess, in France today is known as Poisson d'Avril. But you knew that, didn't you?

I got kicked out of The 700 Club

no, it is that I like to Carpe Scrotum (actually, I like to encourage the ladies in this endeavor)

really, I just like boobies

I am to damn lazy to date....plus I like looking at naked girls....

now give me some pussy!!

You should really stop drooling over her and go see her before it is too late.

Originally Posted by rekcaSxT

before it's too late? You're not infering that someone might be retiring are you? Or did you finally propose?

now give me some pussy!! Originally Posted by RALPHEY BOY

Come and get it

before it's too late? You're not infering that someone might be retiring are you? Or did you finally propose?

Originally Posted by CupOfJava

Originally Posted by runswithscissors

I don't think she is, but I think there has been some mention of her not taking new clients or something. Propose, well... no, but I could do a LOT worse, of course she could do a LOT better.

I'm just looking for the cure for this damned priapism.

I am to damn lazy to date....plus I like looking at naked girls....

now give me some pussy!! Originally Posted by RALPHEY BOY

What Reb said and also because its on demand!