HELLO GENTLEMEN ....

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A long time ago I went to this bar in Olathe called Orlando's.

They had this event where women would get doused in baby oil by male members of the audience, and then would have these Oil Wrestling Fights in this boxing type ring they had set up in the middle of the bar.

We could change it up a bit, and do a Naked Oil Wrestling match where we all duke it out until we are too turned on to fight anymore.

We all start going at it sexually turning the ring into a slip and slide All Girl Orgy, and that's when the real Fun begins LOL.

+1 for urban dahlia !!!!!
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I'd pay to see an all girl oil wrestling orgy - dibs on being the towel guy to wipe them down afterwards.
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  • 04-24-2014, 07:50 AM
I'd pay to see an all girl oil wrestling orgy - dibs on being the towel guy to wipe them down afterwards. Originally Posted by Silverchair
Fuck yes. I'll be the coverage guy, making sure that they're all extensively and completely covered in oil before the match.

And happy to pay for the privilege.

Hooray for thread hijacks!
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A long time ago I went to this bar in Olathe called Orlando's.

They had this event where women would get doused in baby oil by male members of the audience, and then would have these Oil Wrestling Fights in this boxing type ring they had set up in the middle of the bar.

We could change it up a bit, and do a Naked Oil Wrestling match where we all duke it out until we are too turned on to fight anymore.

We all start going at it sexually turning the ring into a slip and slide All Girl Orgy, and that's when the real Fun begins LOL.

Originally Posted by Urban Dahlia
I like the way you think Dahlia. If you're going to have a catfight, at least have a proper catfight. Being catty on the board, not appealing. Wrestling naked in oil, awesome.

You should put that together. Make it a charity event. We can get all these feuds resolved and make new friends.
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My 2 cents. As long as I have been a member of various boards, people have always said they are worse than they use to be and are going downhill. Its also said that every moderator is horrible and worse than the last one. So I guess when the board first started it was like a shining castle on a hill and the moderators so perfect they pissed fine wine and farted the essence of roses.
You should put that together. Make it a charity event. We can get all these feuds resolved and make new friends. Originally Posted by lakecat

I am calling around now to find a place for us lol. This could be the new generation and rebirth of the old Meet and Greets lol.

Wrestling Naked In Oil:
Priceless

I say Let's Do It! I had the BEST time at Orlando's that night. It was so much FUN watching the men oil the girls down, and them slipping and sliding around all over each other.

I prefer EVO First Cold Pressed oil... HaHa LOL Teasing. To do this right we need huge bottles of Baby Oil...







To do this right we need huge bottles of Baby Oil... Originally Posted by Urban Dahlia
Or drums...
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70 wt Harley oil (used) is great..LOL
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Why do you really care. Why does it bother you so much, are you bored, have a case of OCD. She is actually making a very valid point, this board has gone to shit, there is a lot of unfair application of rules, this fairness seems to improve for the ladies if they are giving away freebies. Its easy to navigate the board because its fucking dead, no activity means no need for mods. Look at the quality of the posts, the conversation, you have the same 10 guys writing reviews of the same 10 girls, hell for most of them I don't even think its about the sex but rather they base their virility on their review count. For most of them they are making up for their highschool and college years where they couldn't get laid. And then here you are bashing a provider who used to post regularly but who has joined the list of those missing in action, because you think she posted a fucking threAD which I think for the millionth time is okay per the board owner. Originally Posted by dirty dog



Well there DD, you are right on with your comments here. This is girl bashing. Some guys seem to enjoy it.

JR
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Any who IM HERE just low key due to my strong opinion on different things that happens here . I am only a pm, email, text or call away. So dont forget I am still around. Originally Posted by lacrew_2000
No you're not. I just turned your off. Don't like your girl bashing.

JR
No you're not. I just turned your off. Don't like your girl bashing.

JR Originally Posted by JRLawrence
JR if we were in a Bar, I would pick up your Bar Tab, Thanks