I was just thinking ....... shocker I know lol

Lost phone sounds vaguely familiar ....
So does Phone not working ....

I had to cancel a scheduled session pretty late once: Car didn't start, yes really, BUT I kept the receipt and times of tow.

Gee I hope I am not forgetting something here....

Hungry, no STARVING for Pretzels for some reason... can't think ...

Lost phone sounds vaguely familiar ....
So does Phone not working ....

I had to cancel a scheduled session pretty late once: Car didn't start, yes really, BUT I kept the receipt and times of tow.

Gee I hope I am not forgetting something here....

Hungry, no STARVING for Pretzels for some reason... can't think ... Originally Posted by fun2come

Hmmm I totally heard of this chick named Nikki who Might Just Might have a pretzel stand in Austin this weekend. (shameless thread hijacker)...

Boy i sure do think it would be fun2come to austin

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Hopefully you won't run out of Pretzels, I hear they are quite popular, now that would be a new excuse and brings us back on topic:

Ran out of Pretzels.

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Hopefully you won't run out of Pretzels, I hear they are quite popular, now that would be a new excuse and brings us back on topic:

Ran out of Pretzels. Originally Posted by fun2come

hmmm i may have to use that one...

Although the older i get the more scared i am of

" Help! Ive pretzeled and i cant get up!"

Cant forget the famous "I saw cops in the parking lot or around the corner so I left" Open door, look around, hmmmmmmmmm wheres the cops ?????????????????? lol Originally Posted by shayla84

I have heard this one. But the guy was at the wrong hotel of the same name.
I had issues one day where my neighbors were arguing and cops were called. I let anyone know that tried to set with me that day. I did have a regular come over, but he knew the situation and that I'm not LE. But I gave him the option.
Another time I woke up that morning with the water shut off due to leak. I texted my morning appt with a new client to let him know that I was still available, but that I could not offer a shower afterwards.

If you were referring to me Shayla84. That wife came home early. Not possible cause she died of Breast cancer 3 years ago. Originally Posted by madmilo69

It just appeared that way milo, because it posted that right after you. From the looks of it, I can see how that would have been taken personally though.

ummm am I missing something tammie, what was posted ?????????? I didnt mean to offend someone if thats the case, Any one who knows me knows that I am not that way and not mean hearted. So no that wasnt about you sweets, I just got told that like two days ago, and many times before.

Man this thread started funny and now is just in the shits, toyzzzzzzzzzz where are you to lighten the mood .......

ummm am I missing something tammie, what was posted ?????????? I didnt mean to offend someone if thats the case, Any one who knows me knows that I am not that way and not mean hearted. So no that wasnt about you sweets, I just got told that like two days ago, and many times before.

Man this thread started funny and now is just in the shits, toyzzzzzzzzzz where are you to lighten the mood ....... Originally Posted by shayla84

lol me and f2c tried to do such lol

hmmm i may have to use that one...

Although the older i get the more scared i am of

" Help! Ive pretzeled and i cant get up!" Originally Posted by NikkiWhite

Nikki, a have a few years on you and I dread that day !!!
But Toyz Toyz Toyz, so far when I've Pretzeled I could get it up again.

Shayla, don't start what you can't control , and then sucking for help ... pathetic

lick my ass F2C lol I didnt start anything lol someone assumed I said something that I would never do...........

And you didntt mind me sucking up to you, you liked it so much I think you showed me love 3-4 times

lick my ass F2C lol I didnt start anything lol someone assumed I said something that I would never do...........

And you didntt mind me sucking up to you, you liked it so much I think you showed me love 3-4 times Originally Posted by shayla84

5 times .... you sucked big time !!!
Much improved now !!!

Practice makes perfect sweets