a refresher on references...a primer on pussy!

Word to the wise: I know 2 LE that are on p411. They are there for fun and not work. So relax. They are both verified and with many okays. P411 is a joke and only gives a false sense of security while taking your money.
With that said, it's up to the client to give out his references if he feels comfortable in doing so. Just like you have no requirement to give out your personal info if you are not comfortable. Personally, I could care less if you know which of your peers that I've hung out with. But that's me. But I will only give that out once we have playful rapport and decide on a price and a general time frame. That may take some time to type out in PM'S but it makes the experience more enjoyable for all involved. YMMV

How is all this "work" making people upset? I would love to complain when ladies give me money, food, and alcohol.

FYI: I'm starting a massage service for providers. 1 hour of massage dedicated to everything you desire for 1/2 hour of one thing I desire. PM me

Originally Posted by Centaur

I meant to.

I can't remember the last time a Hoogar checked a reference on me. I think it was a year and a half ago? I know because my reference said "Suzie Hoogar IM'd me about you...I lied and told her you were nice".
I usually find just a IM and a follow up text saying..."its me"...works.

So I suppose I can now understand a gentleman's aversion to being screened.

Perhaps there are gentlemen who may have reason to fear a reference to the effect of:

"He's a smelly beggar barking of shite but he's okay."
or
"He has the face of a mutilated gargoyle made of porridge, but he's okay."'
or
"He's a supperating lobsterfaced bloke who looks like he just escaped from an exploded merkin manufacturing plant but he's ok."
or
"He possesses a semi-turgid micropenis attached to a body that can only be described as Lego-like but he's ok."
or
"He's so old, his testes hang to his knees. You're going to need safety glasses if you do doggy, but he's ok.
or
"He's got a lot of personality 'down there', and by 'down there' I mean fissures. But he's ok."

Bitches do talk.

So I suppose I can now understand a gentleman's aversion to being screened.

Perhaps there are gentlemen who may have reason to fear a reference to the effect of:

"He's a smelly beggar barking of shite but he's okay."
or
"He has the face of a mutilated gargoyle made of porridge, but he's okay."'
or
"He's a supperating lobsterfaced bloke who looks like he just escaped from an exploded merkin manufacturing plant but he's ok."
or
"He possesses a semi-turgid micropenis attached to a body that can only be described as Lego-like but he's ok."
or
"He's so old, his testes hang to his knees. You're going to need safety glasses if you do doggy, but he's ok.
or
"He's got a lot of personality 'down there', and by 'down there' I mean fissures. But he's ok."

Bitches do talk. Originally Posted by Miss Valentina

So.. I guess "he's OK" means he pays cash promptly, is not LE, and doesn't slap you around too much.

Is this a joke? Because it's brilliant. A gal posting ads probably ain't "low volume." Even if she only sees 5 clients a month, she'll need more than a first name to provide a reference. The only true hint in any ad that a lady might be extremely low volume is if her rate is way above market rate for her age/skills/looks/TCB/etc. Originally Posted by JennsLolli

Well of course JY is being sarcastic! It probably rivals the number that are highly educated.
And just so you know Jenn, I can get you 3 refs from girls I haven't even seen bcd.
And p411, Hahahaha, invited on, so none of the information contained is any more me than my hobby email, phone, or my handle. Hahaha you hookers really crack me up!

:facepalm:

Bitches do talk. Originally Posted by Miss Valentina

Yeah... We tend to find out....

Then their business slips and they end up here having to post in threADs to try to get noticed.....

guys that have never been to a social or met any ladies publicly are usually pretty surprised to hear some of the conversations you ladies have sitting at a table somewhere about some guys.

Sure... It might not be us at the moment but we do not for a moment think you don't have similar conversations about us when we are not present.

someone usually let's the guy the know. we try to look out for each other.... no one else does.

Respect the ladies' time. Get a 411 account.

If you're too cheap for that, then get to the point on your appointment request. First give two alternate dates/times for her to work with. No less than two RECENT references, PLUS their contact info. Contact your references BEFOREHAND to let them know XXXX will be contacting them. Then last, no more than two sentences describing yourself.

If she does not respond, then try once more and if that doesn't work, move on.

Well of course JY is being sarcastic! ...

Actually, I was being facetious. But, thank you, just the same.

And just so you know Jenn, I can get you 3 refs from girls I haven't even seen bcd. Originally Posted by no glove no love

That is impressive. I could never do that. I expect most of us could not. I think we should name you The Hobby Wizard!

Maybe put it in bold ink: The Hobby Wizard - I like it.

That, sir, is sarcasm.

... Even if she only sees 5 clients a month, she'll need more than a first name to provide a reference ... Originally Posted by JennsLolli

She may not remember my name but she'll remember "that thing" I do. So she'll probably remember my name too.

I've been turned down because I refused to give my real life info. I had p411 with 30+ okays and 35 reviews here. That's the reason most of us have handles etc... I don't even like it when a provider stars chatting me up "what do you do for a living." I gloss it over with a polite and evasive answer. Of course if they were blackmailers etc.. they could copy down my license plate. I'm not giving ANYBODY my real life info!

Oh darling, why you're so readily happy to represent yourself as some epistolary scowl lies beyond my considerable cognition.

Particularly when I've heard tell from your own male friends this seems entirely contrary to your own RW personality.

We're just poking a little fun, having a little fun; humor, chagrin, wit, snark...you know, those things that you yourself are very familiar and employ.

Though I can't speak for the other little clampots here, for me it has nothing to do with needing a attention nor business but rather just bringing a bit of conviviality to what can be a rather difficult and dangerous profession. A lampoon if you will, is all.

Certainly the force of intellect that is you understands this completely.

in the old days.. 1998-2003, hell all I did was pick up the phone and call them!!!

but now all of you sub 30 year old's do not know how to talk on the phone.

I was never told no when I called them, we would chat a bit, and I usually ended up seeing them within hours or within a day or two. Never forget local legend Tiffani saw me within 45 minutes of calling her. She told, me "you had nice voice on the phone I could tell you were not a creep"
at $250 per session I spent $15,000.00, and 5 years later she retired....

So I suppose I can now understand a gentleman's aversion to being screened.

Perhaps there are gentlemen who may have reason to fear a reference to the effect of:

"He's a smelly beggar barking of shite but he's okay."
or
"He has the face of a mutilated gargoyle made of porridge, but he's okay."'
or
"He's a supperating lobsterfaced bloke who looks like he just escaped from an exploded merkin manufacturing plant but he's ok."
or
"He possesses a semi-turgid micropenis attached to a body that can only be described as Lego-like but he's ok."
or
"He's so old, his testes hang to his knees. You're going to need safety glasses if you do doggy, but he's ok.
or
"He's got a lot of personality 'down there', and by 'down there' I mean fissures. But he's ok."

Bitches do talk. Originally Posted by Miss Valentina

thank god I have a damn near flawless body! (well I do eat right, do not drink or smoke cigarettes, and exercise regularly)

I would not want to be the topic of ridicule at the round table

thank god I have a damn near flawless body! (well I do eat right, do not drink or smoke cigarettes, and exercise regularly)

I would not want to be the topic of ridicule at the round table Originally Posted by RALPHEY BOY

It's all in good fun darling. Too much PG Wodehouse as a young chapette, a vast vocabulary and j'aime les livres satiriques parce que j'apprécie l'humour noir leads to a penchant for wordy insults which by dint of my filthy mischievous brain come rather easily.

Besides, I was inspired recently by the acerbic Waldo Lydecker in the movie Laura.

I have never been given the occasion to use one in real life, which is either a testament to my good fortune, or more likely, that dudes just treat me real awesome.

I can't imagine ever having to say such a thing about your Ralphy Diddums!!!!:thro b: