My apologies

Who's to say Gemma never travels here? I'd drive to Wichita to see her.Wait..oh I understand, Wichita is quite a long way from...where is it again, Indiana??

Whew, first musical handles and now locations? Originally Posted by malwoody

I've never been to Indiana but I have seen Hoosiers.

Well then, by all means, carry on young man.

I've never seen a provider and I've always been in KC so wrong on all accounts m8. I stumbled across site looking at massage and strip club reviews. Been lurking a few months and finally created username. The paranoia is strong with this group. Thought this place would be helpful and informative but I have been wrong before so who knows. Originally Posted by Userofpeace

You see, fritz, the most dangerous liars are those who think and believe they are telling the truth. You definitely fall into that category.

You see, fritz, the most dangerous liars are those who think and believe they are telling the truth. You definitely fall into that category. Originally Posted by scorpio31

I don't know who fritz is or why you think I am him. This is actually pretty frustrating. I mean seriously what have I done that has you so convinced of this? I'm just trying to get started on here m8. Are all new users harassed like this? Is traffic on here so low that you all assume a new user is someone else?

Nope. Still MexMex.

Nope. Still MexMex. Originally Posted by zeejoe

I'm not sure about that. Mex Mex was not nearly this coherent.

Nope. Still MexMex. Originally Posted by zeejoe

I thought it was a Fritz I was accused of being? Or perhaps fritz is mexmex and mexmex is fritz?

Somewhere out there this fritz character is sitting back with a huge grin knowing he has rustled so many jimmies. He must have been a master troll.

User, don't worry. Unfortunately there are a few people who have a long history of changing names when they dig themselves into a hole around here. Mex and Frits aren't the only ones who have to keep notes to remember their current identity, but they do tend to change more often than most. If you are new, people will figure that out eventually. If you are an old member with a new name, people will figure that out eventually as well.

You aren't Mexmex, and I don't think you are Fritz either. Both of them have histories of bad behavior beyond your garden variety troll, and when they get called on it, change names like a snake changing skin. So forgive some of us for having an elevated paranoia index.

I thought it was a Fritz I was accused of being? Or perhaps fritz is mexmex and mexmex is fritz?

Somewhere out there this fritz character is sitting back with a huge grin knowing he has rustled so many jimmies. He must have been a master troll. Originally Posted by Userofpeace

I think it's in the terms of service all newbs are supposed to read that your first post must ne a new thread titled "Who are suck the best head in kansasity?'"

You didn't do that.

Also, hookerboard newbs don't put sorta' industry-specific terms like "white knight' in their signature lines, or have signature lines at all, and 'young men' damm sure dont use an avatar pic of a president that hasn't been in office for a decade and a half.

All of which means: you're full of shit..... so you should fit in just fine here with the rest of us. Nothin' hateful.

Welcome back.

I think it's in the terms of service all newbs are supposed to read that your first post must ne a new thread titled "Who are suck the best head in kansasity?'"

You didn't do that.

Also, hookerboard newbs don't put sorta' industry-specific terms like "white knight' in their signature lines, or have signature lines at all, and 'young men' damm sure dont use an avatar pic of a president that hasn't been in office for a decade and a half.

All of which means: you're full of shit..... so you should fit in just fine here with the rest of us. Nothin' hateful.

Welcome back. Originally Posted by zeejoe

It's 2014 you think my generation doesn't know how to put a signature on a. Internet forum? As for the avi you think im going to upload my face? Of course I picked from the stock pictures. The options aren't exactly plentiful. Although you are right I wasn't old enough to vote when Clinton was in office but he is a folk hero of sorts so it wasn't all that strange of a pick. Lastly I think you folks obviously have a different meaning of the phrase white knight. Either way nothing I say will matter so please continue on with the witch hunt.

I apologize.

Of course if you are not him as you claim, sooner or later the truth will become evident. If you would care to expedite you could make a date with someone who has seen Fritz.

I apologize.

Of course if you are not him as you claim, sooner or later the truth will become evident. If you would care to expedite you could make a date with someone who has seen Fritz. Originally Posted by malwoody

Hello! If you are offering to pay? I have a list of lady's I'm willing to see!

I apologize.

Of course if you are not him as you claim, sooner or later the truth will become evident. If you would care to expedite you could make a date with someone who has seen Fritz. Originally Posted by malwoody

Lady's aware of fritz slide into my PM's.

Been lurking a few months... Originally Posted by Userofpeace

I don't know who you or Kaylen are... Originally Posted by Userofpeace

You say you have been lurking the board for a few months yet you do not know who Gemma or Kaylen are... now that I call total bullshit on.
OK Gemma I can understand... she has been quiet as of late, but Kaylen... REALLY!


Tell you what, instead of the ladies sliding into your PM's, why not just call one of these two lovely ladies.

SexyKaylen - 913-687-4224
SinsOfTheFlesh - 816-438-1527

I am sure that they can vet you within a few minutes...
Hell, just about any local provider can vet you to see if you are just a newbie or another reincarnation of
fritz3552-tafka-statman-eframz-finishlast-RoamingtheMidwest-RTM-ou812ne-occam-redzone1.

Good Luck

You say you have been lurking the board for a few months yet you do not know who Gemma or Kaylen are... now that I call total bullshit on.
OK Gemma I can understand... she has been quiet as of late, but Kaylen... REALLY!


Tell you what, instead of the ladies sliding into your PM's, why not just call one of these two lovely ladies.

SexyKaylen - 913-687-4224
SinsOfTheFlesh - 816-438-1527

I am sure that they can vet you within a few minutes...
Hell, just about any local provider can vet you to see if you are just a newbie or another reincarnation of
fritz3552-tafka-statman-eframz-finishlast-RoamingtheMidwest-RTM-ou812ne-occam-redzone1.

Good Luck Originally Posted by ElumEno

In my previous comments I did specify that I used it for massage and strip club reviews m8 so of course I did not know providers. Thanks for numbers though.