10 Simple Tips For Better Tasting Semen

great answer..thanks...lol

I hate it when it tastes like celery YUCK. Most of the time it just has the normal sperm taste. Then my most fav and I swear it true,,, it tastes like a shot of sugar. I wish it was always like that!!! Originally Posted by Blaze

Me too, Blaze!! I thought I was crazy thinking that certain guys tasted 'like sugar'! I don't have a menu period and it depends on how intense the moment is (or how freakily he asks me to) whether it's done. My deal is the differences in consistency. I have nearly choked to death on THICK cum.

So, question for the guys: have you noticed the differences in the consistency? And does anybody have a cum thinner recipe??

Don't know for sure, but if I take Rosy Palm's word for it, the more days in between cumming, the thicker it is. Rosy is about the only action I've been getting lately.

I wonder how much of this is urban legend and documented science?... Originally Posted by cpi3000

Ditto. Sounds like a great diet but I'd like to see some citations besides KokahaKola.

My solution is, in fact, based on good science (but don't make me go look it up). Find a woman who likes the taste of your semen.

Researchers have determined that some people are genetically predisposed to enjoy the smell and taste of particular folks, while being repelled (or at least not attracted) by those qualities in others. Think about what that means: There is in this world, at any one time (some always being added thru birth and some lost thru death), a finite set of women who think your cum tastes yummy. Indeed, to some it will be like a magic elixer...having tasted it, they will remember it and crave more. Popular Science, indeed!!

Having spent the early afternoon with a lady in my particular subset, I can tell you that it's worth the search.

Ditto. Sounds like a great diet but I'd like to see some citations besides KokahaKola. Originally Posted by jfred

Easy up brotha jfred, this is just some Kükae (crap) I found on this funny deal they call the internet. It's all good my friend, I like the interesting spelling of my handle too. Hang loose cuz...

Easy up brotha jfred, this is just some Kükae (crap) I found on this funny deal they call the internet. It's all good my friend, I like the interesting spelling of my handle too. Hang loose cuz... Originally Posted by KohanaKoa

Dude, I'm shocked.

No, not because you can't seem to decide whether I'm your brother, friend or cousin. (If you aren't sure and feel you have to call me something, 'sir' will never be inappropriate.)

Nor is it because you seem to believe that someone mentioning the absence of attribution for your list is something that requires "easing up" from or "hanging loose" rather than.

It's not even because in two brief lines you managed to introduce a staggering number of conversational cliches that don't really convey much information. (Except the part about my jacking with your handle. If that bothers you I won't do it again.)

No. I'm presently goggle eyed at the realization that you are the Number 3 Most Active Poster on this board (it's right there on the side of this page, for heaven's sake) and somehow have not yet subscribed to the axiom that the reason d'etre of this forum is high-quality information that can be relied upon.

It's what and you got it where? Off the funny internet? But you didn't introduce it with, "Hey guys look at this funny list I found in cyberspace." You presented it (and it presented itself) as the steps to a specific goal. And not just any goal were men (and their open-mouthed women) mislead to hope for. No, you had us thinking, "Okay, if I give up just about every good thing in the world, save fucking, I can finally realize my life-long dream of having women eagerly swallow my cum, look up appreciatively and say, "Baby that tasted soo-o good! Please, let's do it again soon."" To realize (yet again, goddammit!) that this dream will never be, is, to say the least, (and I know I speak for all of us) a bitter pill to swallow.

If I read back thru your previous 1389 posts, is this the kind of reliability I should anticipate? Makes me grateful I still haven't forked out fifty bucks for Premium Membership, I'll tell ya.

Yeah, I was bored, too.

We need more posters like you. My diet starts today.

We need more posters like you. My diet starts today. Originally Posted by Greekseeker

We need reliable confirmation of benefits. So let us know how that goes. Be specific about which of the 10 steps you follow, and please don't fudge and not tell us.

My diet tonight included (among the steamed red potatoes) whole garlic cloves, broccoli, carrots and spinach. The sliced tomatoes were drizzled in olive oil and red wine vinegar. On the side were raw green onions and a raw jalapeno (seeds removed). My 1/2 pound of lean ground sirloin was slow cooked in its own gravy in a partially covered pan with garlic, pepper and shitake mushrooms. I eat it with plenty of spicy steak sauce. Feta cheese sprinkled overall, salt and pepper to taste. It was really good.

Good luck with the diet. I'm goin' out on the porch with this glass of single malt to enjoy a nice madura.

You gotta find the right girl, man.

P.S. How do ya like my new avatar. First change in 6 years. I love it. People give me a hard time, sometimes if I refer to a female sexual service provider as a hooker. But see, that would be a real hooker, in the picture, and that's never what I mean. Real sign...homemade...New Orleans. Those things on the ground are used condoms and the fine print says something like, "This is a No Hooking Zone. No Hooking Allowed. You are being videotaped and THE POLICE WILL BE CALLED." Very imaginative.

While those tips can slightly contribute to a very slight aftertaste in semen, trust me-cum in your mouth is like having a mouthful of warm, salty snot. Delicious!

...cum in your mouth is like having a mouthful of warm, salty snot. Originally Posted by Sweet Heather

That's kinda my take on it, too, Heather.

Though not the product of mucous membranes, semen (like snot) is a viscous bodily fluid designed to effectively transport small objects through the passages of the human body. Unlike nasal mucosa, however, it doesn't carry debris and bacteria and is (apart from an infection in the donor) biologically benign if swallowed.

But you're taking about taste and the overall sensation of having a mouthful. Given how you and I feel about that, how do you explain that some ladies (and men, too, presumably, but that's another subject) seem to want to take it all orally?

I've had a few girlfriends over the years that would rate my taste and diet was what we attributed to the change. I didn't get into the gallons of fruit juice back then. It was more of avoiding spicy and charred foods. How much of an effect, I don't know but several of them said they could tell the difference.
If you're in a large market and CIM is the major factor in choosing a provider, then I guess your taste wouldn't matter. But there are other situations that might make one want to think about it.

trust me-cum in your mouth is like having a mouthful of warm, salty snot. Delicious! Originally Posted by Sweet Heather

Also, maybe they taste like raw oysters on the half shell. Maybe us guys should start ingesting a hot diet w/ a lot of Tabasco Sauce so there is no need for the lady to have it handy.

...My diet starts today. Originally Posted by Greekseeker

So Dude. It's been 3 weeks, how's your diet, and all, going?

Any reported taste improvement in your man-goo?