Birthday specials?

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I disagree with your ass-essment. The guys I know who are hagglers are not the regular type of guys. they are 1 and done, perhaps 3 and done at the max... Hagglers enjoy the game.. if you have beat down a $300 Provider for $100 off, then whats next? $125 then $150 off.. I doubt the girl would do that.. Originally Posted by Toyz

Oh the mysterious "ones that I know"...yet you label an entire group...

I call BS.

Let's cutt ta tha chase. Mah birfday is a-cummin' up inna few weeks. Which one o' y'all l'il heifers is a-gonna cutt meh a sweet deal-io ta jamb mah tuna can in yer poon-cupboard. If'n nunya'll dew it Ah ain't a-feeredt ta leave mah munny in tha bank an' spill mah seed on tha groundt an' leave a dead spot on mah lawn whar mah spermatazoons raped tha good ol' Mutha Earth.

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Oh the mysterious "ones that I know"...yet you label an entire group...

I call BS. Originally Posted by RALPHEY BOY

YES I LABELED AN ENTIRE GROUP OF CHEAP ASS BASTARDS, does that make you happy now? or are you still going to argue semantics for you own ego? when grow up I want to be you!! I figure all I need is a lobotomy and a tutu

now get over it, and when in doubt I label all of you jackasses in one group!

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YES I LABELED AN ENTIRE GROUP OF CHEAP ASS BASTARDS, does that make you happy now? or are you still going to argue semantics for you own ego? when grow up I want to be you!! I figure all I need is a lobotomy and a tutu

now get over it, and when in doubt I label all of you jackasses in one group! Originally Posted by Toyz

Golly gee Ralphy. Sorry I upset you so by calling out your error.

Have a nice day!

Is y'all's drama going to have an intermission soon? Because I need to pee.

Is y'all's drama going to have an intermission soon? Because I need to pee. Originally Posted by Claire She Blows

That's why you're wearing those old lady depends....just cut loose when the need arises...allows for 24/7 tune in to the drama channel without interruption.

Okay, looks laik thet ol' hoogar Mutha Earth is a gonna git viomahlated. Ah hopes alla yew heifers is happy wif yer own durn selves.

A wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.

"You disrespectful pig!" the wife cried. "How dare you do this to me – faithful wife, the mother of your children! I’m leaving you. I want a divorce!"

And the husband replied "Hang on just a minute, love! Give me a chance to tell you what happened."

“Fine, go ahead,” the wife sobbed, “but they’ll be the last words you say to me!”

So the husband began...

“Well, I was getting into the car to come home this afternoon, and this young lady asked me for a lift. She looked so down-and-out and defenseless that I took pity on her and said I'd give her a lift."

"When she got in the car, I noticed she was very thin, very dirty and not at all well-dressed. She told me she hadn’t eaten for three days!"

"So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night -- you know, the ones you wouldn’t eat because you’re afraid you’ll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments."

"Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested she take a shower. While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away."

"Then she needed clothes -- so I gave her the $300 designer jeans that I gave you for Christmas last year. You know, the ones you won’t wear because you say they make you look like a hooker?"

"I also gave her the sexy lingerie that I gave you for our anniversary, which you don’t use because you said I don’t have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don’t use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don’t use because someone at work has a pair the same.”

The husband took a quick breath and continued...

“She was so grateful for my understanding and help! As I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,

"Please … do you have anything else that your wife doesn’t use?”

Whoa whoa whoa, slow your roll there, Allnighter. While this is a superb joke, it belongs in the jokes thread. Now, if you had added that it was his birthday...

I have tried several times to book with you Clair, And everytime I try our schedules won't mesh. I hear so many great things about you and I'm hoping to meet you someday. So I guess what I am saying is, just finally meeting you would be a special birthday for me.

Is y'all's drama going to have an intermission soon? Because I need to pee. Originally Posted by Claire She Blows

NO DRAMA HERE, we are just giving each other a hard time.. Men can do this very easily. I do not get offended, I am not hear to make friends,

I have tried several times to book with you Clair, And everytime I try our schedules won't mesh. I hear so many great things about you and I'm hoping to meet you someday. So I guess what I am saying is, just finally meeting you would be a special birthday for me. Originally Posted by madmilo69

Awwwwwww

NO DRAMA HERE, we are just giving each other a hard time.. Men can do this very easily. I do not get offended, I am not hear to make friends, Originally Posted by RALPHEY BOY

Ralphy & I have done this in the past & will do it in the future. Nothing serious. I know he hates everyone equally & his life as a whole so I take it all in stride...

Heres a little known Ralphy fact, Ralphy was the original character for Jeff Dunhams "Walter"...

If we have learned any thing over the last few weeks it's that you don't call someone out in a thread...because, it's hijacking someone else's thread. What you should do is call them out in a new thread.

If it's not new thread worthy...well fuck it it's not worth nick picking.