This is a public service announcement. AC

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mmmm name
S... W... palace

lol ya I chickened out and did not spell it out
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but hay that name could work
all lady's are to pay ten buck cover charge
or
use free locker in lady's room. Take all off but stocking and highheels
put on one layer of saran wrap to wear as a dress.

All guys pay a fin cover
or
buy two lady's a drink

all lady's must talk to guy till drink gone or dismissed
but she can slug it down if really dislikes him
but he can offer another

All takeout is at own risk
but don't call cops
report to bar so we get idea what guys/gals to discipline or not to let in again
takeout is ahem not just to car. get the fuck out of this hood. WTF its only 24 bucks at the no-tell hotel ya cheap bastard

All returned takeout is driven right to door
WTF ya never dump a lady on the street, WTF is wrong with you

no smoking in the parking lot after new patio is built

btw? what is the pay for putting saran wrap dress on lady's
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btw: if guys counter offer is a insult. Lady can ask for a free glass of tap water
only the water can dumped on his face or lap
as this bar its not ok to waste beer wine etc

if the dumb fuck did not dismiss her seeing that water was ordered
or
ran for his life
ahem save the krill

he deserves the embarrassment of water in face or lap
above ordering free top water also good for asking for something not on the menu a third time
forth time can be granted the gent. but he must offer fifty over her starting askin
but after that she can use water and kick him high in the ...
btw: saran wrap dress's will be wrap up tight on thighs to knees for others entertainment value if this is to happen. hehehe also its funny watching the duck walk in heels without full use of legs

and no

wrap for males errr fucker, you know who you are

no girls in the men's room
no men other than wrapper in the lady's room
yo bi and gay, no sex in the bath rooms. WTF you can spend 24 at the no-tell also cheap mmmm whatever's wtf
unless she took something from ya
Under former owner I was lucky going in for that cap. but she did get away with another cap darn it
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Guys are at times encouraged to get gals ti slug down drinks

drunk bitch's in saran wrap are cute as long they do not try to give ya a killer lap dance

hay who the fuck let keep her bra on before warping
mmmm and too many layers. Fire that dumb fuck

mmmm wait, panty's also wtf its hard to find good hired help fire him or her
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so
Legacy girl yes
or Saran Wrap Palace just a dream in my mind
but think if you get the right gals guys will come
and gals do have something on not nude

btw: if guy dancing with gal, he must try and keep her upright on her feet. Two gals help each other.
if no help needed, re-wrap time. lower wrap too loose
so
Legacy girl yes
or Saran Wrap Palace just a dream in my mind
but think if you get the right gals guys will come
and gals do have something on not nude

btw: if guy dancing with gal, he must try and keep her upright on her feet. Two gals help each other.
if no help needed, re-wrap time. lower wrap too loose Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
You must be bored.. Hahah

So im not the one in charge here now sir. I will not be making them decisions.. Nor do i know what is thr verdit clearly yet either.. I do know that he is gonna take everything out and redo everything.. So yea.. Sounds like a plan for me.. All partys i do from now on will be private and a fee must be paid before hand. Everything will be goung through me.. Or you if you so choose to invite ppl.. And i must know names.. And how many attending.. No more games.. I want a fun night..

As far as what everyone wears i just want yall to be clean.. And look nice..

No fucking plastic shit either..
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Legacy,
I hope I can get a invite from you :-)
door fee?

private party advanced "fee"?


oh noah

noah





this don't sound like an improvement..... whtsoevea



spacially if its just the same chicks..... why would we want to pay MORE

?
we want to always pay less




maybe not we



but at least me
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mmmmm same girls
Thanks Jon

ahhhh how much we get paid to go in if not diff girls dressed in saran wrap
So why can't you fuckers just find another corner gin mill to hang out in... and invite the hookers too.... or vice versa?
All of the other joints in the area have COLD beer??? Is that the dealbreaker??? Originally Posted by Paulwantsya

I would think strip clubs now

I don't usually but I did meet a stripper friend of a chick I saw

but only to receive the extreme cock block to getting a one on one

but sh did open he mouth to where she was working.... wel at least two months ago

I couldn get off my lazy ass to go try and find her

since my cock block re buff with

EXTREME predjudice

I must add



and ASIF that would be th final girl I would ever see


lets face it im a sick case

you get sick of them after about the fourth appointment so I really don't understand

how my personal joy must constantly be rebuffed,,,,,,,, but anyways
Lou from Club 1100/xtacy will be giving himself a mental orgasim over this !!!!! lol
door fee?

private party advanced "fee"?


oh noah

noah





this don't sound like an improvement..... whtsoevea



spacially if its just the same chicks..... why would we want to pay MORE

? Originally Posted by JONBALLS
Ok baby the same chicks no.. Unless there from eccie.. The guy is has his own girls supposibly

The bar is supposed to have a restraunt and other things included that hasnt ever been there..

Advance fee yes.. Only for certain reasons which i wouldnt mind tellimg u in a pm.. If u want..

No more regulars who sit and drink coffee either.. His words not mine.. This guy had the whole bar tore down in two days.. He ant playing.. And hay at least it ant jennie involved.
we want to always pay less




maybe not we



but at least me Originally Posted by JONBALLS
Haha.. Then u dont have to come.. Still love ya tho
Lou from Club 1100/xtacy will be giving himself a mental orgasim over this !!!!! lol Originally Posted by Luvbubbles
Someone i know just begged me to work there.. Smh never dat.. The guy said owner loves the name and needs a girl like me.. Foh.. Not my swag