I hate to say it, but I really think you are being unfair to Alpina. While yes, he has a similar antagonistic, caustic, argumentative style that Little Ricky Poo is so well known for, there really are other viable possibilities you should consider.
First, and most obvious, is that he is Jewels’ pimp. He has not reviewed her, but seems very intimately aware of her details. Of course the evidence against this option is that he didn’t review her, at least not under this handle. While I have no proof, it is certainly possible that Car Boy is perturbed because any bad comment about Jewels takes money out of his pocket. Follow the money!
Second, he could just be jealous. Signs up on Jan 6th, two reviews on Jan 7th. Then none. Is that because it only took one day for his reputation to spread and he was rejected 6,284 straight times (and counting) since then? That could make someone who already has an inferiority complex start to show serious signs of psychotic behavior and get jealous of anyone he perceived to be superior to him.
However, weighing the evidence I do tend to agree with BB. This is a poster who looks up to Whispers as a daddy figure (“Shut up toyz now would be a good time cause everyone is starting to attack you with me now. Just wait till whispers finishs you off!! Whispers where are you?!?!?! Attack!!! Attack!!! Attack!!!!!!!!!!!”), and we know Little Ricky Poo certainly does that. Alpina is a vocal racist (“Hahaha that nigga looks fuckin funny bro”), something LRP has demonstrated in the past. He has some decidedly gay tendencies (“Yeah toyz well, I'll fuckin tea bag you when I'm thru with you. Better yet I'll give you Arabian goggles (putting one of my nuts over each of your eyes)”), another decidedly LRP trademark. And finally, there is the Freudian overcompensation, possibly trying to collect more handles in the hope that will make up for his laughably small stature in the bedroom (“10 handles too old catch up”).
So while I definitely agree that this looks and sounds like the latest reincarnation of LRP, I just wanted to point out that it is not definitively proven. Of course even if he is a psychotic jealous gay pimp with a Daddy crush on Whispers, those characteristics are not inconsistent with being Little Ricky Poo. Just not enough information to be certain.
