Toyz

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  • Old-T
  • 06-16-2016, 07:36 PM
BugleBoy, Toys,

I hate to say it, but I really think you are being unfair to Alpina. While yes, he has a similar antagonistic, caustic, argumentative style that Little Ricky Poo is so well known for, there really are other viable possibilities you should consider.

First, and most obvious, is that he is Jewels’ pimp. He has not reviewed her, but seems very intimately aware of her details. Of course the evidence against this option is that he didn’t review her, at least not under this handle. While I have no proof, it is certainly possible that Car Boy is perturbed because any bad comment about Jewels takes money out of his pocket. Follow the money!

Second, he could just be jealous. Signs up on Jan 6th, two reviews on Jan 7th. Then none. Is that because it only took one day for his reputation to spread and he was rejected 6,284 straight times (and counting) since then? That could make someone who already has an inferiority complex start to show serious signs of psychotic behavior and get jealous of anyone he perceived to be superior to him.

However, weighing the evidence I do tend to agree with BB. This is a poster who looks up to Whispers as a daddy figure (“Shut up toyz now would be a good time cause everyone is starting to attack you with me now. Just wait till whispers finishs you off!! Whispers where are you?!?!?! Attack!!! Attack!!! Attack!!!!!!!!!!!”), and we know Little Ricky Poo certainly does that. Alpina is a vocal racist (“Hahaha that nigga looks fuckin funny bro”), something LRP has demonstrated in the past. He has some decidedly gay tendencies (“Yeah toyz well, I'll fuckin tea bag you when I'm thru with you. Better yet I'll give you Arabian goggles (putting one of my nuts over each of your eyes)”), another decidedly LRP trademark. And finally, there is the Freudian overcompensation, possibly trying to collect more handles in the hope that will make up for his laughably small stature in the bedroom (“10 handles too old catch up”).

So while I definitely agree that this looks and sounds like the latest reincarnation of LRP, I just wanted to point out that it is not definitively proven. Of course even if he is a psychotic jealous gay pimp with a Daddy crush on Whispers, those characteristics are not inconsistent with being Little Ricky Poo. Just not enough information to be certain.
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  • Toyz
  • 06-16-2016, 07:41 PM
Not so much funny as it is sad.

Just sad......

Boohoo look at me.... Look at me.

Hint: nobody gives a single squirt of rat urine what you have to say, you are an unfortunate byproduct of the fact that two less than intelligent peoples fornication.
And moreover a menace to the community and especially the ladies here.

Be gone jackass. Originally Posted by Stewie griffen

Who fakes like they are a rapist?

I mean how messed up is someone to come on here and act like hes that person? Whats wrong with someone like that?

Yes...hes dangerous...and if you met him he has this whole creepy pedo personality...

Dudes spooky...lame as fuck...but spooky.
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  • 06-16-2016, 07:52 PM
BugleBoy, Toys,

I hate to say it, but I really think you are being unfair to Alpina. While yes, he has a similar antagonistic, caustic, argumentative style that Little Ricky Poo is so well known for, there really are other viable possibilities you should consider.

First, and most obvious, is that he is Jewels’ pimp. He has not reviewed her, but seems very intimately aware of her details. Of course the evidence against this option is that he didn’t review her, at least not under this handle. While I have no proof, it is certainly possible that Car Boy is perturbed because any bad comment about Jewels takes money out of his pocket. Follow the money!

Second, he could just be jealous. Signs up on Jan 6th, two reviews on Jan 7th. Then none. Is that because it only took one day for his reputation to spread and he was rejected 6,284 straight times (and counting) since then? That could make someone who already has an inferiority complex start to show serious signs of psychotic behavior and get jealous of anyone he perceived to be superior to him.

However, weighing the evidence I do tend to agree with BB. This is a poster who looks up to Whispers as a daddy figure (“Shut up toyz now would be a good time cause everyone is starting to attack you with me now. Just wait till whispers finishs you off!! Whispers where are you?!?!?! Attack!!! Attack!!! Attack!!!!!!!!!!!”), and we know Little Ricky Poo certainly does that. Alpina is a vocal racist (“Hahaha that nigga looks fuckin funny bro”), something LRP has demonstrated in the past. He has some decidedly gay tendencies (“Yeah toyz well, I'll fuckin tea bag you when I'm thru with you. Better yet I'll give you Arabian goggles (putting one of my nuts over each of your eyes)”), another decidedly LRP trademark. And finally, there is the Freudian overcompensation, possibly trying to collect more handles in the hope that will make up for his laughably small stature in the bedroom (“10 handles too old catch up”).

So while I definitely agree that this looks and sounds like the latest reincarnation of LRP, I just wanted to point out that it is not definitively proven. Of course even if he is a psychotic jealous gay pimp with a Daddy crush on Whispers, those characteristics are not inconsistent with being Little Ricky Poo. Just not enough information to be certain.
Originally Posted by Old-T
Could be...but the pimp is in jail...or at least was yesterday.

But very, very interesting thoughts on this chump. Something to consider for sure. Sounds plausible. Ive also entertained the thought that its some late stage "see Im protecting you now" insider action.

If he was a SMART pimp he would realize from talking to her that pissing me off more will only escalate the pressure. And I KNOW she has let him know it wouldnt be wise to confront me in person.

The best course of action is simply to pay me back what was stolen from me...end of issue. I have no desire to end her career...the world needs smelly whores. But we will continue to see these cowardly pissing in the wind posts as if its gonna help her in the end.

But I'm running out of patience.
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Well I got some entertainment out of this crap, err thread:
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showed like that in the Austin Forum directory:
http://www.eccie.net/forumdisplay.php?f=14
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(“Hahaha that nigga”)
Originally Posted by Old-T
Hey, since when did the "N" word become permissible to post on here. I got a post yanked and a warning for posting a meme that wasn't even remotely racist in nature for containing the same word. Please tell they changed the rules. I would LOVE to be able to freely post that word, especially the better version with the "er" at the end as opposed to the "a"
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  • Toyz
  • 06-16-2016, 08:54 PM
Hey, since when did the "N" word become permissible to post on here. I got a post yanked and a warning for posting a meme that wasn't even remotely racist in nature for containing the same word. Please tell they changed the rules. I would LOVE to be able to freely post that word, especially the better version with the "er" at the end as opposed to the "a" Originally Posted by Little Monster
How you know who Smelly Jewels pimp is?

I never outted him...

I know everything about him though.
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Well I got some entertainment out of this crap, err thread:
Attachment 538770

showed like that in the Austin Forum directory:
http://www.eccie.net/forumdisplay.php?f=14 Originally Posted by fun2come

That's exactly why I'm here to entertain you guys and keep this community interesting. I'm tired of you guys always being boring always discussing the same boring things all the time. How bout a little credit guys geez, feel like I been workin for free over here
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How you know who Smelly Jewels pimp is?

I never outted him... Originally Posted by Toyz


Now that's some good shit!!


If only some of these provider's would develop these thing's they call "Standards" they would find that they are much better off...
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Hey, since when did the "N" word become permissible to post on here. I got a post yanked and a warning for posting a meme that wasn't even remotely racist in nature for containing the same word. Please tell they changed the rules. I would LOVE to be able to freely post that word, especially the better version with the "er" at the end as opposed to the "a" Originally Posted by Little Monster

Shit man I'm so throwd I'm out here bendin the rules for ya benchwarmers out there. FUCK WHAT YOU DONE HEARD!!
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This has repeated sooo many times Ellen.

He starts on me, I shred him, he freaks the fuck out and gets another fake handle banned...

When Im bored I smoke him out and roast him till he melts down. Its like stepping on ants...

Funny though isn't he?

But its probably the lowest I've ever seen him slink to resort to.impersonating a known rapist. Makes you wonder doesnt it?

But wind him up and watch.him go! If he isnt banned (again) tonight he'll keep it up till he passes out on the keyboard.

Pathetic.little loser... Originally Posted by Toyz


Toyz you've yet to shred shit but (staff edit; forbidden topic; ztonk)
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  • 06-17-2016, 04:27 AM
Seems like a blatant underage reference there.

Shall we add "Believes he is above the rules of the board" to the evidence that LRP's apple might not fall far from the diseased tree?

Curiouser and curiouser.
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  • Toyz
  • 06-17-2016, 05:53 AM
Seems like a blatant underage reference there.

Shall we add "Believes he is above the rules of the board" to the evidence that LRP's apple might not fall far from the diseased tree?

Curiouser and curiouser. Originally Posted by Old-T

Wow...truly does seem like a rule violation


(staff edit; forbidden topic; ztonk)

I might have to drop by and share some enchiladas with this boy at lunch today to provide him an epiphany regarding his short windowed future as a pimpboy.
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something. Originally Posted by Miss Valentina
when i see you postings ... i look at your showcase and think ,,, dayum ... dangerous curves, ahead ....lovely
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Shots fired, lol.