Meanwhile, here in Austin

Since you were run out of town, the dildo population of my city has been one short...hahahahaha... Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

It's rumored that you'd be the one with the short one, you Mussulman-luvin, Hitler worshipping, lying, hypocritical, racist, cum-gobbling golem fucktard, HDDB, DEM.

Why don't you come down to tonight's PRIDE parade in Austin, JL, and march with your kids? Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

Fascinating how you always know when such events are scheduled, you Mussulman-luvin, Hitler worshipping, lying, hypocritical, racist, cum-gobbling golem fucktard, HDDB, DEM.

It's Austin and the surrounding area in which people live so they can pretend to be "Austinites"! Look at the pics ... guys in favor of dildos .... there are just not enough Austin dicks to satisfy them and obviously not big enough! Originally Posted by LexusLover

There is only one person on this board that pretends to be an "Austinite". Guess who that is lex-ass licker.

You're as big an authority on Austin as you are about casualties suffered by the Australian army in both world wars, who inflicted them, and what casualties they inflicted on others. Ignorant and unknowledgeable.

So look what we have here. The Grand Douche-bag, definer of life styles in places you don't live or haven't lived in for years, user of meaningless quotation marks and straight sucker of dicks weighs in on something he has no knowledge of.
Fled to Houston 1/2 hour ahead of a warrant for molestation where he is just one of the many pricks. One of no particular qualities, a 3 on a scale of 10.
It's obvious someone told you it was easy to get laid in Austin. It's painfully obvious you don't know that first hand.
And it goes without saying you don't have the faintest idea, from experience or fantasy, what chicks do when there is a shortage.
They double up

Why don't you come down to tonight's PRIDE parade in Austin, JL, and march with your kids? Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

Those aren't his kids.
He just paid to have his ex raise them, paid for 7.5 years of college with no degree, still pays their health care expenses, and pays all their legal defense costs (4 kids, 7 felonies and counting) because his ex said they were his.
3 of them are currently being treated for sickle cell. His ex is an immigrant from Norway (unfortunate incident resulting from being the control in a cross species breeding attempt) So unless he has a huge woodpile......

It's rumored that you'd be the one with the short one, you Mussulman-luvin, Hitler worshipping, lying, hypocritical, racist, cum-gobbling golem fucktard, HDDB, DEM.






Fascinating how you always know when such events are scheduled, you Mussulman-luvin, Hitler worshipping, lying, hypocritical, racist, cum-gobbling golem fucktard, HDDB, DEM. Originally Posted by I B Hankering

Hell, assup is the " community organizer " for such events ! It helps him MEAT more " clients " for his Austin gloryholes !

There is only one person on this board that pretends to be an "Austinite". Originally Posted by Munchmasterman

You?

Hey, dumbass, you brought up WWI, because you wanted to change the discussion to match your wiki research and appear correct.

But that's the internet .... pukes like you ranting in large colored letters, like some retarded maggot.

Are you trying to crowd in on YouRong's territory down at the stalls?

Those aren't his kids. Originally Posted by Munchmasterman

Been sniffing around in Wiki BOZO?

Why don't you come down to tonight's PRIDE parade in Austin, JL, and march with your kids? Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

Don't worry, AssupAnal. You won't be alone, LittleGayEva is making a special trip just to be with you and the rest of the Austin Reacharound Crew. Have fun, but please, don't post any pictures.

Don't worry, AssupAnal. You won't be alone, LittleGayEva is making a special trip just to be with you and the rest of the Austin Reacharound Crew. Have fun, but please, don't post any pictures. Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

Look for Munchie and Speedo to be "bringing up the rear"!

Scouting no doubt!

Don't worry, AssupAnal. You won't be alone, LittleGayEva is making a special trip just to be with you and the rest of the Austin Reacharound Crew. Have fun, but please, don't post any pictures. Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

You are looking dressed for the parade Tonto.

Look for Munchie and Speedo to be "bringing up the rear"!

Scouting no doubt! Originally Posted by LexusLover

Don't leave out ole "Sarg " Lubed Wide Ass ! He's got lots of experience "marching " , or so he says. Guess he'll demand to carry the rainbow flag this time ! Guess he and EKIM will have a " pull off " to see who carries the flag !

You?
You can't even guess the easy ones.
No surprise there.

Hey, dumbass, you brought up WWI, because you wanted to change the discussion to match your wiki research and appear correct.
You sure love being a mole. So lazy you don't even dodge the hammer.
Look at that post again, douche-bag. It includes both wars. That way you can make an "apples to apples" comparison.
A "normal" person would see this as an easy way to quickly and "correctly" choose from similar data types from 2 different events.

They would then "compare", in this case a "quantity" the data from both "events" to determine which event had more "impact".

Sorry I didn't realize when you talk about the Australian army you only mean it's actions in WWII. Just kidding. You're just trying to hide your ignorance of the number of troop deaths be it in WWI, WWII, or when your drunk mother caused a train to derail while carrying half a division of troops. This occurred as she was driving home after servicing the other half of the division. Without a true control group it would be difficult to determine the carnage she caused in either half division.
And speaking of control, why would you think you have it concerning any aspect of any discussion?
Did Dick Sucking Klansman tell you that?
But that's the internet .... pukes like you ranting in large colored letters, like some retarded maggot.
Ranting? In large colored letters?
Remember when you used pink lettering? It carried you back to "your" vision of Austin. The vision that was wrenched away from you because you didn't wear your protective hockey helmet just one day. Just one fateful day. When the fluke "impact" changed your mental capacity from a slow 4th grader to being an average preK student. A chance at a lackluster life gone in an instant, replaced with a "why fucking bother" life.
Remembering how to take a shit in the toilet but never remembering to wipe.
Are you trying to crowd in on YouRong's territory down at the stalls? Originally Posted by LexusLover

You can't stand being shown up. But not enough to do any research.
The suspense of not knowing which counter-post sends you to the top of the Hess Tower with a rifle is always enjoyable.
And luckily, because you're too fucking lazy to have ever sighted the rifle in, no one is hurt but you. No one cares and your mom rents out your basement room to "3 guys she met in rehab".
I'll accept "appears" from your "average preK student" self.
Sometimes the intension is more important than the ability.

Been sniffing around in Wiki BOZO? Originally Posted by LexusLover

Look for Munchie and Speedo to be "bringing up the rear"!

Scouting no doubt! Originally Posted by LexusLover

And with an acknowledgement of defeat by a quick subject change after having no topical response to a discussion change he imitated, after the little bitch whined about discussion changes to "appear" to be "correct", he went running home to mommy with what "appear" to be his ""balls"" in his hands.
A faint "I know you are but what am I?" more sensed than heard, drifted back from his hovel.

I just did something else I do on a regular basis. Calculating.

Since you joined eccie, you've averaged approximately 9 posts a day. At first I couldn't decide if you had no life or if your posts required little to no thought to churn out and were aimed only at trying to "appear" to be the top quantitative poster.
A true quandary. Then it hit me (as lightly as you).
The answer was both

Look for Munchie and Speedo to be "bringing up the rear"!

Scouting no doubt! Originally Posted by LexusLover

You are looking dressed for the parade Tonto. Originally Posted by i'va biggen

Don't try to tempt me with your selfies, LittleGayEva. I've told you before, they don't work. But have fun with AssupHomo and the boys! Remember, you have the right to live the lifestyle you want.

Don't try to tempt me with your selfies, LittleGayEva. I've told you before, they don't work. But have fun with AssupHomo and the boys! Remember, you have the right to live the lifestyle you want. Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

Deflection won't work you creepy old fart. Just keep peddling your bike (or ass) whichever works for you and the boys.