Hey ladies and gentlemen what is your day job?

I'm a waitress at a gentleman's club, just trying to support my mother and 16 brothers & sisters, while I finish med school.

I spy.

I sell fantasies and create memories...

In the real world, outside the Hobby, I am the MILF nextdoor...

I work down at the carwash where all it ever does is rain...

I collect the 50 cents a month Nielsen pays me, and use that for my hobby budget. I try to watch several shows a day, to justify Neilsen's investment. typically I watch Gilligan's Island, Leave it to Beaver, and Hogan's Heroes reruns.

pretty good pay, and I get to indulge in my favorite TV shows.. I can book a $2 Whore every 4 months.

I'm Aprill's bitch, and considering an offer from ~Ze~ to be her bitch.

I used to be the Cowboys QB. I keep getting hurt though.

This doesn't go beyond this forum, right?

Butt washer by day
Butt rubber by night

Been looking for a day job for 35 years, still looking. Make enough from welfare to buy a burner phone.

I work at a laundry mat sniffing panties.

Speaking of panties... I buy saucy women's underwear and put it on my dog. Let him wear it for awhile then sell it online as having been used during excitement by my sister. Going well so far.

I would have to say we are all pussy testers. We test just how much that pussy can take.

Heart surgeon.

I am spending all next weekend walking around White Rock Lake.
Wonder how many free hugs I will get before I get arrested?

I'm going to become a stand-up comedian with all these jokes on here!