Don't Be "That Guy."

I bet you still can put on a classy dance. Originally Posted by Rollypolly

Thank you, dear. Let's just say that I certainly haven't lost my touch.

For the love of all that is holy, please don't be "that guy" at a strip club getting a lap dance in basketball shorts, sweat pants, etc. You are NOT slick. Ladies working in a club do NOT want to feel your cock poking them while trying to give you a lap dance. Guys will try to get the most out of a $30 lap dance, and it doesn't turn us on at all. It does however make a dancer want to step on your balls with the pointy end of her high heels.

Sidenote: You should also refrain from strategically placing your hands in your lap before the dancer sits down, because the bouncers will turn their back when she decides to bitch slap you. Originally Posted by Vannah

Does this also apply to outcalls dates? Sometimes just for the convenience I wear sweats..why? well because the same reason women wear yoga pants, they are comfortable. But if I run the chance of a getting my balls stepped on I will make a point to wear jeans or khakis from this day forward

Does this also apply to outcalls dates? Sometimes just for the convenience I wear sweats..why? well because the same reason women wear yoga pants, they are comfortable. But if I run the chance of a getting my balls stepped on I will make a point to wear jeans or khakis from this day forward Originally Posted by BK

Haha, no. There's nothing wrong with being comfortable at home.

Thank you, dear. Let's just say that I certainly haven't lost my touch. Originally Posted by Vannah

You certainly have not babe!! I can vouch for that

You certainly have not babe!! I can vouch for that Originally Posted by Loveitinmyface

How sweet! Thank you, dear.

I used to be a dancer for SPM and TELA in houston.
I was a feature for a club in corpus christi. I've been IN strip clubs for years being that I have nothing but brothers. And in all the years nothing has changed besides the way females dance. All stiff and lame. Some can really dance ad use the pole. Anybody can move in circular motion and make their rumps shake. But dancing is an art form and not everyone looks good doing it nor know how to dance. To all the beautiful dancers out there getting paid YOU GO GIRL!!!!
I've got little relatives that dance in little rock and they bank. So I guess its up the the guys and what they like

I used to be a dancer for SPM and TELA in houston.
I was a feature for a club in corpus christi. I've been IN strip clubs for years being that I have nothing but brothers. And in all the years nothing has changed besides the way females dance. All stiff and lame. Some can really dance ad use the pole. Anybody can move in circular motion and make their rumps shake. But dancing is an art form and not everyone looks good doing it nor know how to dance. To all the beautiful dancers out there getting paid YOU GO GIRL!!!!
I've got little relatives that dance in little rock and they bank. So I guess its up the the guys and what they like Originally Posted by Issabella Monroe

That may be true to a certain extent. I know there were nights where even the best, prettiest dancers didn't even make enough to pay the house and have money left over for breakfast.

This is one of the many reasons why I don't go to strip clubs.

Ladies working in a club do NOT want to feel your cock poking them while trying to give you a lap dance.

Some do. In another state, I was wearing a pair of long nylon pants and got several excellent lap dances from a nice lady. She had an O, and called it safe sex. Then she took me by the hand and led me in front of the club owner and gleefully pointed out the wet spot on the front of my pants.

Ladies working in a club do NOT want to feel your cock poking them while trying to give you a lap dance.

Some do. In another state, I was wearing a pair of long nylon pants and got several excellent lap dances from a nice lady. She had an O, and called it safe sex. Then she took me by the hand and led me in front of the club owner and gleefully pointed out the wet spot on the front of my pants. Originally Posted by tuckahoe

Did you lock her in your basement afterward?

Did you lock her in your basement afterward? Originally Posted by Danielle Reid

You will have to send your friend's biker buddies over to try and find out, Stalker.

This is another great example of what not to wear to a strip club (or anywhere else for that matter).

http://katv.com/news/offbeat/romphim...e-mens-fashion

Dammit!
Too bad this thread wasn't posted before I picked a handle...lol!

Dammit!
Too bad this thread wasn't posted before I picked a handle...lol! Originally Posted by yeahthatguy

I'm sure we can let it slide.

Hmmm what about Kilts? Scottish business men come in with they everyday suit which happens to be a kilt