This war o' words is BORRRRRRRING!!!!!
I'd laik ta see 'em both square off in a Death Match. Since ol' Mata is an MMA fighter wif an 18-2 record an' ol' Whisperola is a fatty cupcake, Whisperola oughta git ta use a weapon o' 'is choice ta keep it fair, laik a trained attack dog 'r a
pistola 'r a rabid feral squirrel! Ah'd pay a dollar fer that on PPV!