Only because it’s been slow in here and I’m tired of the drama. Total off the wall question that may or may not be inappropriate. And please be honest. Most of us are human with the exception of a few trolls!

I hear ya Zan.....sometimes you gotta shart that shit right outta the water....Tebow knows I’ve desecrated a truck stop or two..... Originally Posted by Russ38

I'm not big on the sharting mostly because my G string ( well when I am not comando-questions to be directed towards slit) doesn't exactly "cover" the shart hole and I'm not one to walk about with skid marks on my shorts I do however love dropping F-bombs (and not fuck) on unexpected friends, family, and strangers. I'm not bias when it comes to that
I do love your warped sense of humor. Its a lot like mine!

Hey ZP. Wanna pull my finger?

I have personally had the pleasure of seeing you zantanna in person and you are gorgeous. If you had to fart in a session while unexpected I would definitely endure the wind storm because you are someone no one could have a problem with. In spirit with the thread I’m extremely cautious on dates, sometimes I don’t eat for a certain amount of hours before just so there is nothing accidental. Rock on beautiful. Great thread...

I have no problem with being up front and letting me know. Please do. I wouldn't feel uncomfortable About letting you go to the little girls room and work it out. I think it unfunny. Ity happens to everyone at times. "Butterflies in the stomach" can cause that too.

Hey ZP. Wanna pull my finger? Originally Posted by boardman

Lmao I would to. Yes I'm 41 and yes. I've been known to still play that game. It's more of a thing I tend to keep in my personal life but there are some fun regs I would totally do this too!

Keep in mind. I'm a mommy of a 12 and 13 year farts and other gross stuff has been a party of my life for a while. Now I have my niece and nephew to bring me back down to a elementary school level! All good. Laughter is good for the soul

Lmao I would to. Yes I'm 41 and yes. I've been known to still play that game. It's more of a thing I tend to keep in my personal life but there are some fun regs I would totally do this too!

Keep in mind. I'm a mommy of a 12 and 13 year farts and other gross stuff has been a party of my life for a while. Now I have my niece and nephew to bring me back down to a elementary school level! All good. Laughter is good for the soul Originally Posted by ZantannaParella

I could be a jerk and accuse you of posting a threAD but the truth is about 1/2 the guys here probably don't want to just see you they want to marry you. The other half are thinking about getting a divorce so they can try. LOL


Just kidding with you ZP. You're a breath of fresh air and exactly what co-ed has been needing to get out of the rut of complaining and hating. Keep posting!

Hey ZP. Wanna pull my finger? Originally Posted by boardman

Now, that's funny right there.

Just kidding with you ZP. You're a breath of fresh air and exactly what co-ed has been needing to get out of the rut of complaining and hating. Keep posting! Originally Posted by boardman

^^^ this ^^^

I agree! good thread young lady

Hey ZP, I guess you gained back all those points you lost. Lol

Hey ZP, I guess you gained back all those points you lost. Lol Originally Posted by Bankshot

LOL

I could be a jerk and accuse you of posting a threAD but the truth is about 1/2 the guys here probably don't want to just see you they want to marry you. The other half are thinking about getting a divorce so they can try. LOL


Just kidding with you ZP. You're a breath of fresh air and exactly what co-ed has been needing to get out of the rut of complaining and hating. Keep posting! Originally Posted by boardman

Lmao. Well only way this could be a threAd Is to for those sick individuals who enjoy being shit and/or farted on. Oh and that is so not on the menu!!! Lol

Sadly this is really something I've honest to God wondered about
Not to be gross but there's been a few times when the "urge" to go has hit me right before I get the I'm here text! All good tho. I'm always prepared with a bottle of fabreese.

And bank my cool points were never lost. Still unclear about what the hell the points I lost were lmao!

I'm enjoying the thread.
I've had sessions where I or the provider have farted. Every time we both just laughed it off.

I don't think I've ever had a session where it was an issue but if a provider let one go and laughed about it I probably would too.

I don't think I've ever had a session where it was an issue but if a provider let one go and laughed about it I probably would too. Originally Posted by boardman

Well I'll be sure to drop an F bomb if I see u! Lmao

Let me know in advance if you want silent but deadly or loud and proud!

Beware BM....it's the silent ones that are the most deadly.