Encounter: Ellie was relaxing and had a banging body

LexusLover's Avatar
Grow up LL? You said it-you don't want to do a review. So you're a leech for info? If you don't donate anything to the site then you deserve every bit of annoyance, censure, and harassment that you'll receive.

Nobody likes a leech. Nobody likes GPS. It's the same except you're stealing info without giving anything back that's good. So please, for the sake of everybody, don't hit 48,000 posts (HOLY FUCK that's a lot of keyboard time for NOTHING). Originally Posted by JustforFun2012
Please continue writing reviews, ok?

Right now you are getting laid 1.6 times a year during you "visit" here on Eccie ... the other 363 days out of the year .... you're LEECHING! .... PLUS!!!

And you are NOT getting laid by some really nice ladies in the Houston area! Because .... they won't give an Eccie Reviewer the time of day, Junior. I marked you down in the Whiner Column.
Mr. Htown's Avatar
Let's all just be cool guys.
Here's something Lexus Lover will enjoy. A peace offering right up tour alley bro. Enjoy. Good news is when you go in you don't have to review.
https://houston.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs...s/9674553.html
latinluvr465's Avatar
Come on Htown! Don't be spreading Fifi's UTR's around.
Mr. Htown's Avatar
Lmao!!
LexusLover's Avatar
https://houston.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs...s/9674553.html Originally Posted by Mr. Htown
Interesting! You found it! Caught your eye did HE~!

Now, lets see. You've been fucking for a couple of months and bragging about it on here, and all of a sudden you are asserting your prowess on the board. Wonderful! And on top of that you actually believe you will keep me from posting by pounding your .... errr... keyboard.

Good luck with that! Please grow up.
Mr. Htown's Avatar
No sir, I know you will keep on forever. I know you use a typewriter still and fax in your information. You have been a parasite since Titanic. Im sure you were annoying people back then. Plagues do not go away easy. Im well aware. Carry on sir. Keep on jerking off to our reviews as you fantasize about your homosexual boyfriends. Enjoy your day. Keep on posting 24/7 till your fingers fall off. That's the only thing you use..
Good day gentlemen.
LexusLover's Avatar
... Im well aware. Originally Posted by Mr. Htown
You mean with your 1.6 reviews a year! Some "contributor"!

Thank you for your massive contribution to the board. Now ... run along little boy.
Good review. She’s definitely top notch and her pictures are real.

And you are NOT getting laid by some really nice ladies in the Houston area! Because .... they won't give an Eccie Reviewer the time of day Originally Posted by LexusLover
But why won’t the see you?
Let's all just be cool guys.
Here's something Lexus Lover will enjoy. A peace offering right up tour alley bro. Enjoy. Good news is when you go in you don't have to review.
https://houston.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs...s/9674553.html Originally Posted by Mr. Htown
I'm blind!!! For fucks sake, I can never, ever unsee a gay male prostitute doing duck lips like an instagram chick.
latinluvr465's Avatar
You mean with your 1.6 reviews a year! Some "contributor"!

Thank you for your massive contribution to the board. Now ... run along little boy. Originally Posted by LexusLover
So, I'm not a brilliant mathematician but I do seem to recall from early on that 1.6 reviews is, and always has been, greater than "0". With your 12+ comments A DAY for the last 10 YEARS, I don't know if we should be impressed or feel sorry for you. It seems like the only time you come up from the basement to see the light of day is to get your Snackables and a fruit cup before scurrying back down into the safety and warm embrace of the darkness. I don't blame you though, knowing this crowd, they would never be satisfied and tear you apart for posting a review on how you made love to a sock puppet in the back of your van down by the river.
Mr. Htown's Avatar
He gets out of the basement to get some air so he can keep deep throating fags. He won't go away boys. Hes like a plague! Worthless to man kind but only comes along to fuck things up. Just like the coronavirus. He just pope up everywhere, contributes nothing, messes things up and keeps going elsewhere. Lexusloser is crud and scum.
LexusLover's Avatar
But why won’t the see you? Originally Posted by Bowser98
Who is "the"? And who says "the" won't see me? Or don't see me?

You and yours apparently don't understand that some ladies in the area won't see someone who posts reviews on Eccie and some won't even see someone who is a member of Eccie. Some ladies don't want reviews and specifically state so in their ads.

Someone comes on here for 3 months and he's an expert know-it-all.
LexusLover's Avatar
....messes things up and keeps going elsewhere. Lexusloser is crud and scum. Originally Posted by Mr. Htown
What are you babbling about junior? You've been on here for 3 months and nine reviews. I've got ties that have seen more pussy that you have! The mods can kick me off ... that's there business. And I certainly hope you aren't trying to imply I have Covid19.
Lapdog's Avatar
Implications don't seem to bother you much when you're making up your fucking lies.