TRUMP! -- and Salty!

First berry, now salty... I wonder what is going on.


Please phone home soon!

... Sorry about that, mates (appreciate yer concern though)
- I was making merry with some MAGA pretty-birds...

... Late night after the Trump rally!

### Salty

Glad you're OK, Salty.

... I heard me name was mentioned for a possible Cabinet position.
I'll surely let you fellows know how that situation plays out.

#### Salty

... So, it surely may seem that our Bonzer Pittsburgh Rally is
what put Trump over the top and won the day - however it
is not the case - as some of we conservatives here kn---
well, ALMOST ALL of we conservatives here KNEW that Trump
was gonna WIN... ... ... ...

... Though, I had better say - the chatter of me joining
President Trump's new Cabinet came from the Daily Beast and
The Onion... so, reckon that I prolly WON'T be joining the
Cabinet as of the present time. ... Sorry to disappoint.

#### Salty

... President Trump is filling those Cabinet positions at almost
Record pace... ... Hulk Hogan may even get one.

As for yer olde Salt - I'm keeping me options open.
And I may be in-line for me-own show IF Mr. Musk there
decides to perchase MSNBC. ... ...

#### Salty