What the fuck is this. Y'all really time your shit out?Wouldn’t timing my defecation be another thread as it is slightly off topic?
Fucking hell, just enjoy the moment Originally Posted by lets
However, I do enjoy the moment when I execute a good defecation. Currently it is accomplished in less time than the copulation but as I get older that is most likely to flip. Wait, that would be doggie right? Where’s The Hobby when I need him?
Ice melted by 10 to 11AM around these parts this morning so I had breakfast for lunch at Denny’s.
Only a couple places I’ve copulated in 30 minutes- one was relaxing (kind of a contradiction)…well it was about 45 minutes. But to your point lets that time constraint does not allow me to enjoy my fucking to the maximum.
Oh crap I gotta run to the outhouse! Feels like a grand slam making its way outta my Daikin Park.