How To Strip Club?

What do you guys wear to these clubs? Jeans required?
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I wear non-jeans pants. Something softer than jeans. I’ve never worn shorts or track pants.
Dressing nice and good hygiene is key. I don't wear colone, just shower, and wear a nice dress shirt untucked and a pair of comfortable stretch fit slacks w/out a belt that are paper thin and silk boxers. I've actually had a girl dry hump me to completion that way, it was pretty embarrassing walking out with a wet spot in my lap but I poured my drink in my lap and used that excuse to leave lol.
Lol don't be embarrassed about it. I've been goingt o stripclubs for a whilenow probably on andoff for a decade. no one cares about that. I've had girls tell me during a good week they'd have competition to see who could make a guy blow there load in there pants the fastest. Enjoy it while you can. I'm desensitized to it and lappies are fun butnow bore me after a few songs.


Also never wear jeans the girls hate the jeans like you said. Plus don't go sticking your unwashed fingers in there parts. Gonna give them an infection.
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What do you guys wear to these clubs? Jeans required? Originally Posted by goopsho
T-shirt and very, very loose golf shorts.