The A********* C********** The Kansas City Chronicles of Kusmaldo

This is entertaining, but a dude that apparently needs rides to work, but shells out $600 a week for very little female contact . . . and then gets ditched anyway sounds too much like a fantasy about the trials and tribulations of a dude who's not too smart and not a good enough fuck.
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Will he be alive after you use him for your pleasure? Originally Posted by hounddog
No but he will not need her after and get's more then whats he's paying for (not getting any S8X)
Love is Blind and cost to much lol
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Cum see me you will forget about her after next week lol Originally Posted by LustyBustyGina38FF

I will definitely consider it beautiful.... though I have quit intimacy in exchange for $$$$$$
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Just may be she got some other guy to give her 800 a week! Originally Posted by LustyBustyGina38FF

1.There is a term I was told by a provider who was irritated things were slow for her...."Flavor of the week" you must remember that she is not the only provider out there and once something more appealing comes along guys usually will go for it, they most want to try a new flavor and most are not willing to spend extra to keep the old flavor around.Even regulars will scroll and see something more appealing than you and eventually flame out.

2 Why not keep me around and get an extra $600.00 with that $800.00 ? You're saying that she should basically throw money away? It just doesn't make fiscal sense,so her not wanting to date is a puzzling equation....in fact many providers reading this thread are probably like " Wait she didn't want to......huh?
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This is entertaining, but a dude that apparently needs rides to work, but shells out $600 a week for very little female contact . . . and then gets ditched anyway sounds too much like a fantasy about the trials and tribulations of a dude who's not too smart and not a good enough fuck. Originally Posted by golard
She would take me to her hotel room before work sometimes and we would hang out there before work for an hour or so, my interest in her wasn't sexual but GFE.
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Theory of the day: My dates weren't sexual at all but just cuddling and kissing.One rule is that if you "finish quickly" no matter how much time you paid for you're done.Cuddling and Kissing dates take usually time, perhaps she wanted to see more customers and couldn't pencil me in?
Cum see me you will forget about her after next week lol Originally Posted by LustyBustyGina38FF
Only if you can give him a ride to work!
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Only if you can give him a ride to work! Originally Posted by BigDeal

Well it would be 25 minutes well spent.
Weirder than that Originally Posted by kusmaldo
There is nothing weirder than this.
I have a similar girl in my life. She shows up at my house, vaccums, dusts, scrubs the toilets, and mops the floors. My wife leaves cash for her in an envelope. We’ve never had sex and I don’t know speak Spanish so I don’t know how to ask. She smiled at me while she picked hair of out the tub drain. Do you all think we’re legally engaged?
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There is nothing weirder than this. Originally Posted by Garfunkel
You can say that again
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I have a similar girl in my life. She shows up at my house, vaccums, dusts, scrubs the toilets, and mops the floors. My wife leaves cash for her in an envelope. We’ve never had sex and I don’t know speak Spanish so I don’t know how to ask. She smiled at me while she picked hair of out the tub drain. Do you all think we’re legally engaged? Originally Posted by Garfunkel
You're married?
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I'll kiss and cuddle for a hr ,
but the ride to work is out I would have to get you UBER as I don't rent a car on tour.

And I'll do it for the 600 rose buds lol !
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Only if you can give him a ride to work! Originally Posted by BigDeal
UBER ride !
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I'll kiss and cuddle for a hr ,
but the ride to work is out I would have to get you UBER as I don't rent a car on tour.

And I'll do it for the 600 rose buds lol ! Originally Posted by LustyBustyGina38FF

Awww thanks, you're such a great person and human being, that hits the spot