WHO HAS THE BIGGEST SCHWANTZEN ON THE BOARD?

HunterGrace's Avatar
if a schwantzen (sp?) is a penis, I vote ztonk. Hell, it's been so long since I've seen it, I may just be embellishing on my fantasy, but if I remember correctly, yes, Ztonk gets my vote.
Sounds like REB is Chairman of the Joint, Chief of Staff!
An interesting aspect of this (moderately) legitimate scientific question is exactly how to measure a penis. Erect? Flacid? From tip to base along the top or the bottom? A curved measurement or straight line?

These are actual differences in the semi-legitimate studies that have been done and make comparing results from one study to another quite problematic. Originally Posted by googol^googol
I can't believe after lurking here for about a year this is what prompts my first post...

If it's scientific method you want, there is a universally accepted method that requires nothing more than a ruler, a protractor, and some basic math skills.

(Or if you have ~20 minutes to kill, watch the full episode)
Mokoa's Avatar
  • Mokoa
  • 01-25-2012, 11:08 PM
I thought is was Monk.



berkleigh's Avatar
I voted
  • telos
  • 01-29-2012, 08:47 AM
Drawing upon the results of 12 relevant studies, the review, detailed in the British Journal of Urology (BJU) International, finds that the average erect penis is about 5.5 to 6.2 inches long and about 4.7 to 5.1 inches in circumference. The findings also deflate a few other myths about male genitalia. The notion that penis size varies according to race, for example, is false.

Alfred Kinsey queried 2,376 whites and 59 blacks to measure their penises and mail him the results; the average self-reported erection, regardless of race, measured about six inches.

Not that other races, haven’t tried to claim the penis prize for their own. One “sexologist” who measured the penises of a sample of men of various nationalities found that the longest white, English penis extended at least two inches beyond the longest African, German, French, Danish, American or Swedish variety. The researcher was, of course, a white Englishman.

While it may be true that there is scant difference between a seven inch penis and an eight inch penis or even between a five inch one and a eight inch one, in some way "normal" size does matter to women. Most important of all though, penis size matters to men. It is one of our sources of great pride. Much of the male ego is in, or is at least supported by, his penis. As long as men think, wish and hope that the size of their penises really counts, then it does. Men have decided, believed and been conditioned into a way of thinking that accepts penis size as of supreme relevance. That is the end of the argument.
Guest092815's Avatar
Yes, REB is known for his size and hardness factor. I would vote for him....

but there is
an asian-Texan, I swear!!! he does not post often anymore, but still lurks.

Who knew?

Hey, who cares about biggest? a nice schwantzen is very very good to find.

I like all types. for real. Amazing fun things you can do with each kind. It is like home olympics for the lip(s)--(Monday laugh for the day!)

Hey, LBoog..where the hell have you been? *(wink)*