CYI.. Cover your own ass first off. She calls again tell her to fuck off since she was "moving to Vegas".. She threatens buy time with either spoofcard or trapcall. With spoofcard you can have any number you desire show up on her caller id and even change your voice. My suggestion is call and make like you a police officer from the town and make the number show up on her caller id as their number. That will scare the shit out of her sorry ass.
And if all else fails.... You can always pull the Blazing Saddles "Old Number Six" on her...
Originally Posted by bladtinzu
This is HORRIBLE advice.... NEVER EVER EVER pose as a police officer.. her simply recording you could be a crime depending on the state. Her threatening to use it against you is DEFINITELY a crime in every state... As is posing as a law enforcement official..She has hardly SHIT on you at this point...misdemeanor charges at best...which a DA is NEVER going to pursue..because when she comes to him with the tape..he's going to want to know why she has it. Worst she can do is tell your wife.. But if YOU commit an actual crime trying to cover your ass, your wife IS going to find out. Cheapest best bet..call the cops, tell them what happened, say she claims she has video tape of you and threatens to show your wife. They will ask if you had sex with her, it SOUNDED like you won't even have to get as creative as Clinton did if all you did was a little handsey. What you could ask the cop to do is to call her and talk to her/leave her a message. She's out of state..it's ticky tack..It MIGHT get referred to the FBI...but chances are she will just get a warning to scare the shit out of her. IF you did doink her..well..get an attorney or a PI on it. They can call her and inform her that she is breaking the law and that things will be pursued that have a lot more weight than what she is threatening you with.
I will say, I am not an attorney, so maybe somebody that is can correct me if I am wrong..but I think I am in the ballpark.. and feel certain in saying..NO MATTER WHAT...DO NOT commit a crime to try and make this go away.