OK, here's a funny. About ten years ago, I was down on the Plaza walking around. I saw a lovely blonde woman walk by, all legs, and showing it off well. Well, of course I looked. Probably more than was decorous, but I'm married and I have reached the "I don't give a fuck if you catch me checking you out" phase. We made eye contact, and I figured, "OK, I've been caught, BFD." She turned around, walked straight up to me, and said, "Look, I guess we know each other and maybe I've seen you. But I really don't appreciate you recognizing me so obviously. I'm alone but if I were with my family, this could cause trouble. Please don't ever do that again!" She then walked off.
The punch line - which you may have already guessed - is that I didn't recognize her. I had never seen her. I was just checking out a hot woman. However, based on what she said, I made an educated guess or two and found her profile. No...I never did see her. After that I didn't want to.