Biggest/Smallest Dick you've seen?

I took a picture of mine and made four copies. I laid them end to end so I could say I had 12 inches Originally Posted by burkalini

wow--I guess size DOES matter...I must have a HUGE penis...lol

I took a picture of mine and made four copies. I laid them end to end so I could say I had 12 inches Originally Posted by burkalini

I'm with Dallas on this one.

I have heard for every 10 pounds a guy is overweight he "loses" half an inch. I should be in negative numbers by now, LOL! Originally Posted by huskerguyomaha

If that were the case I'd be over 10 inches. I wish.

I think that the question to pose to the ladies is how often they tell a man that his penis is big.

I have been told that I have a large penis - not that I am winning awards. I think that sometimes it is true and I think that some times, a lady just knows the right thing to say.

The one thing I realize is that it is not the size of my penis that has the ladies wanting to see me. It is the size of another roll.

If i say it’s big………..its like winning the Heisman!!!!!—because I am not one to blow sunshine up your butt…..unless you ask nicely that is…..

I am glad someone started talking about butts. Thanks O. My butt is way bigger than my penis.

Is it just me or do the rest of u guys want to see the king sized coke can dicks and maybe play with them too. Lol. Ok not the second part. I have not seen them that fat even in porn.

Not to toot my own horn here, but I'm just a slight be smaller around than a redbull can and about 7.5 inches.

I don't know why you'd want to see them...a dick is a dick is a dick. What's that saying? A baby's arm holding an apple? Just picture that. :-P

I took a picture of mine and made four copies. I laid them end to end so I could say I had 12 inches Originally Posted by burkalini

Reminded me of some OLD jokes :

SMALL
1) "She asked me to f**k her and make it hurt, so I pinched her ass and f***ed her 4 times."
2) I whipped it out and she asked "Who do you think you're going to satisfy with that little cigarette dick?" I answered, "ME".

BIG
1) Two Texans standing on a bridge having a midnight whiz. First says, "This water sure is cold." Second replies, "And deep."
2) Since we have undoubtedly shared experiences with some of the same lovely providers, I can only say to all you gents that they've all been wonderful, once I got past the used part. (Truth is I sport a "Three Bears" appendage--"Just Right" and in neither -----EST category. Has to be.since it's the one I was issued!)

In an attempt to add some redeeming educational value to this giggle thread, Link to goggle search," Average Penis Size Study" http://www.bing.com/search?q=average...B&PC=MAAR&QS=n

Hope all are having fun and spreading the love in my hometown while I am ON TOUR, currently in Big D, IMHO, a hobby Mecca. From these posts, appears to be a number of lovely, interesting new ladies on the River City scene I'd like to visit....Maybe in the Fall. Best to All.

Not to toot my own horn here, but I'm just a slight be smaller around than a redbull can and about 7.5 inches. Originally Posted by cuda1179

Did you originally ask the question so that you could eventually a couple of pages later share this?

To answer the original question regarding biggest/smallest dicks.....

I'd say Fletcher, in both cases.


lol

Did you originally ask the question so that you could eventually a couple of pages later share this? Originally Posted by Redwolf

Don't be too hard on him....To be perfectly honest with myself.....If I was hung like that, I'd be stopping strangers on the street to tell them.

Is it just me or do the rest of u guys want to see the king sized coke can dicks and maybe play with them too. Lol. Ok not the second part. I have not seen them that fat even in porn. Originally Posted by cobraguy

You really want to see my dick?

Hey Ooooo! You need to stop meeting with guys with the handle "Black Angus!" LMAO!!!

Hahahahaha oh Cuda. I have seen small ones that caved into the balls and a huge one that is one of my regulars that is like a little larger that two pepsi cans on top of each other…plus a couple fingers. Originally Posted by Miss Omaha O