Fuck You, You're Fired

That is a true classic post. I really need to make a trip to Arkansas to see and experience you in person! Originally Posted by dgreatrecruiter

Come on down babe. Have your refs ready. I'll fuck you like there is no tomorrow.

Thanks for the courage to post about what so many of us have to deal with. When BS happens with a client I am sometime left wondering why me, and it is sometimes hard to remind yourself that you not the only one. Post like this help tremendously, because it’s confirmation that it happens to all providers at some point.

Just one of those things that come with the job that are not as enjoyable to suck up as some of the other things we get to suck. Originally Posted by Cassiescatering

I agree. It was time to make a few things clear. I know that if I'm dealing with it so is everyone else on some level. I'm just the first one to point it out this way, that's all.

Fucking AWESOME post, way too many pussies who actually pay for pussy on the site


I'm in agreement with all of your rules below, except #4...I'll pay you to fuck me, I'm not paying you to just sit there and eat with me




I guess I'm fired Originally Posted by DickEmDown

dessert comes after the meal though. But you still must pay for both time periods. See where I was going with this statement?

I have not had the pleasure of your company yet. I will be calling and looking forward to that straight forward attitude Very well stated! Originally Posted by lrpenguin

By all means babe, come experience time with the Temptress. I look forward to it.

Reading your post brightened my day. The great think about your post is now everyone knows exactly what they are getting with you. And frankly, most of us will find that very refreshing. The ones that don't have already been fired so who cares what they think. Originally Posted by charliep

+1

This is amazing... best post EVER!
Thanks TK for saying something about this! Originally Posted by SexxyKendall

So tell us how you really feel TK. This is the best rant I have ever read, and so true. You should get a medal. Love your personality babe, can't wait to see you someday. And to the numbnuts that sparked this rant, Fuck you, you're fired. Originally Posted by jaxar

Thanks sweetie. Hope to fuck you soon... I mean meet you soon.

I agree 100 percent with rules for hobbyists to follow

And rules for providers to follow

1. Do not text me unsolicited asking when I will see you again

If you do, FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED


2.Do not spend part of our scheduled telling me about your recent bad experiences with hobbyists

If you do -- FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED

3. If you want to spend time with me without BCD activities and and expect me to pay for it

FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED



4. If you you ask me to bring you something to eat - and count your eating time as part of the Session time

FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED

5. If you fall in love with ME.. guess what

FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED

6. If you start to baby me or act like my mother

FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED Originally Posted by randall flagg

+1 OMG I'm in full blow Lust!!! Let's fuck like rabbits until the sun comes up!!

I think I just came!

Awesome post, TK! Fuck me, I'm fired....because after reading that, I'm in lust (and I haven't even looked at the Showcase or Reviews).

Truly a post to be saved for posterity, and required reading for anybody entering this thing of ours. Thanks Originally Posted by TexasGator

Do you want me to Fuck you before I fire you? Or while I'm firing you? Just curious? Perhaps I can attempt to fire you with your cock stuffed in my mouth...

dessert comes after the meal though. But you still must pay for both time periods. See where I was going with this statement? Originally Posted by Trinity Kane

How about we just skip the meal, and just FUCK

How about we just skip the meal, and just FUCK Originally Posted by DickEmDown

Even better. When are you going to come Dick Me Down?? left, right, sideways, upside down, and what ever other positions we can make up??

hahahahah well said!

Don't you find it funny that they say they pay you to leave, but THEY don't want to leave?

Fuck you, you're fired!

yep, i really liked trinity's style last time i was around.
when we met i want you to yell that at me. k?

TK - you are the best little slut ... now get back down here and take my dicktation.

K Ill just say sooooo fell in lust with u trinity. N if I have to pay u to fuck u so b it. Im soo in. Please

OMMFG you dont know how many times Ive wanted to try and ease one out during a blowjob! Its good to know the rules here.

Luv the post Trinity

hahahahah well said!

Don't you find it funny that they say they pay you to leave, but THEY don't want to leave?

Fuck you, you're fired! Originally Posted by Megan Love

+ 1,000!!!

I mean seriously guys, If your time is up and you don't want to leave simply put more money on the fucking table and stick your dick back in my mouth. It's not hard to keep fucking the hooker. Pay to play. lol

yep, i really liked trinity's style last time i was around.
when we met i want you to yell that at me. k? Originally Posted by notequiteatroll

would you like me to slap you on your bare chest while riding you CG as I scream it??

TK - you are the best little slut ... now get back down here and take my dicktation. Originally Posted by ragooh_aus

pm me to schedule our next fuck fest babe. I look forward to it!!
(hmm, do I smell a review coming?)

K Ill just say sooooo fell in lust with u trinity. N if I have to pay u to fuck u so b it. Im soo in. Please Originally Posted by jayded_angel

I have a better idea. How bout we meet for doubles next time I tour Shreveport. That way you can fuck me, I can fuck you, and some lucky bastard can pay to be in the middle of the Jayded Angel/ Tattooed Temptress sandwich. It's really a win-win for us both if you think about it.

OMMFG you dont know how many times Ive wanted to try and ease one out during a blowjob! Its good to know the rules here.

Luv the post Trinity Originally Posted by DonAsher

Glad you enjoyed the post. It's good to have these boundaries. but if I ever end up with your cock in my mouth and you try to ease something out that shouldn't be eased out, being punched in the face will be the least of your worries babe.

Dammit Girl,
Now be honest
You didn't charge me for your time when we went shopping for those "Oral Pop Rocks",
So I personally know you have a heart

Dammit Girl,
Now be honest
You didn't charge me for your time when we went shopping for those "Oral Pop Rocks",
So I personally know you have a heart Originally Posted by datylikes

If I do recall that shopping spree was on me due to the fact I had forgotten my goody bag at home. which was not your fault at all. Therefore it took away from your actual "date time" although you were kind enough to take me to the stores I needed to go to. So technically I couldn't charge you for that time in general. But the date was wonderful, we went over, and I had a blast with you. Not to mention the fact that it wasn't your regular " 1 hour" date, it was a multiple hour date. And boy did we have multiple hours of good fun.

Not to mention that you compensated me for my travel time and our time together. I'm not greedy Daty. Fair is Fair

Hey Trinity, this is for you.

Please excuse my lousy attempt to play SweetNLittle. It was the best I could do.

Hey Trinity, this is for you.

Please excuse my lousy attempt to play SweetNLittle. It was the best I could do. Originally Posted by Ginger Doll

Aww I love it GD!! Thank you.

If I do recall that shopping spree was on me due to the fact I had forgotten my goody bag at home. which was not your fault at all. Therefore it took away from your actual "date time" although you were kind enough to take me to the stores I needed to go to. So technically I couldn't charge you for that time in general. But the date was wonderful, we went over, and I had a blast with you. Not to mention the fact that it wasn't your regular " 1 hour" date, it was a multiple hour date. And boy did we have multiple hours of good fun. Originally Posted by Trinity Kane

I'm LMFAO when I think back to the other very attractive lady customer's facial expression that evening when you spotted the pop rocks and I said HELL YEAH let's try those.
Life is meant to be fun,,,, and you make life fun Ms TK.

I'm LMFAO when I think back to the other very attractive lady customer's facial expression that evening when you spotted the pop rocks and I said HELL YEAH let's try those.
Life is meant to be fun,,,, and you make life fun Ms TK. Originally Posted by datylikes

OMG that was so priceless!! Every female in the store was like Yeah those are a lot of fun!! ha ha ha!!! Even the customers. Maybe we shoulda asked her to join