INCONCEIVABLE!!

"Certified (fill in the blank)" but usually mentions GFE or PSE.

Ok, what board is giving this certification and how do I become an examiner? LOL!

Ok, what board is giving this certification and how do I become an examiner? Originally Posted by jframe2

Here ya go, jframe! http://www.docstoc.com/search/pussy-exam

What about the ones that state or post No Management Required....
Does this mean that they have Management already....

Those that can't spell or use the correct grammar (thinking of taken a trip instead of thinking of taking a trip).

Those that can't spell or use the correct grammar... Originally Posted by RoamingTheMidwest

But, their so excited and cant weight to see us that there spelling an grammer suffers and theyre sentences start two ramble on... Give them a brake, y doncha?!?!?

.sdrawkcab gnitirw ton er'yeht tsael tA

But, their so excited and cant weight to see us that there spelling an grammer suffers and theyre sentences start two ramble on... Give them a brake, y doncha?!?!? Originally Posted by Wizard of Ahhhhs

This one does not strictly apply to the ladies now, does it.

This one does not strictly apply to the ladies now, does it. Originally Posted by yugdlo

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/irony

RTM, I agree with your comments about spelling, but most of us are not hiring these women because they are scholars. Nevertheless, why aren't they using their computers' spell checker?

CourtneyXo uses "busty" and "bombshell" in her ads. Both are apparently true in her case. Her reviews are all pretty much the same: not GFE, no passion, mechanical, clock watcher; but all say the pics are accurate, her MMs are amazing, and the view alone is worth the price of admission. I am tempted.

Bombshells scare me, never know when they will blow up.

"Diva". Last ad I answered with "diva" in it, girl couldn't sing worth a shit.

Oh and lets not forget "dimepiece"

"No AA"

Honestly, this one is becoming cliche and just part of what they put out there to allude to the fact that they don't want to be hit up by guys looking to capitalize on their success. I've met a few girls who were like "Oh... I didn't realize you were black from the phone. I don't see black guys, but you're OK."

Strange how a good education, diction and money can open doors (although not always).

Saw this one today--"thick and petite" WTF?