'Viagra' is now available in powder form for your tea. It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit from going soft..Where was that when I was eating a lot of corn flakes?Originally Posted by anita germane
- NormalBob
- 08-08-2011, 08:40 PM
- guest102613-2
- 08-08-2011, 08:51 PM
Oh yay!!Thanks Nb!! cuz I really am a fan or the original as well..I have the remade with mark wahlberg..watched that for the 100th time again today...soo im anticipating the rise!!
oh and on a fun note..did you know....
'Viagra' is now available in powder form for your tea. It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit from going soft..
i lost you at mark wahlberg...im still dreaming lol
- guest102613-2
- 08-08-2011, 08:53 PM
i lost you at mark wahlberg...im still dreaming lol Originally Posted by naughtynikki84
Oh yay!!Thanks Nb!! cuz I really am a fan or the original as well..I have the remade with mark wahlberg..watched that for the 100th time again today...soo im anticipating the rise!!
oh and on a fun note..did you know....
'Viagra' is now available in powder form for your tea. It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit from going soft..
i re-read after major derailment...now im stuck at mark wahlberg & sexual performance
- Guest091813
- 08-08-2011, 09:18 PM
why do you think I have watched it like 100times???
- guest102613-2
- 08-08-2011, 09:19 PM
i missed that part as well! i told you, i read his name and got stuck hahah
- Guest091813
- 08-08-2011, 09:26 PM
I have always wondered....
Why people say 'grow some balls'? Balls are weak and vulnerable, if you want to toughen up, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding!
Why people say 'grow some balls'? Balls are weak and vulnerable, if you want to toughen up, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding!
- ascott765
- 08-08-2011, 10:08 PM
the Vagina, it takes a licking and keep on ticking
- Guest091813
- 08-08-2011, 10:14 PM
Gotta love those Sexual Harrassment meetings at work...
Hager..making things right!!
http://www.break.com/index/sexual-harassment.html
Man in the box is great!!!
http://www.break.com/break-originals...ment-2-2087429
take some time outa your day to find out your rights!!
Hager..making things right!!
http://www.break.com/index/sexual-harassment.html
Man in the box is great!!!
http://www.break.com/break-originals...ment-2-2087429
take some time outa your day to find out your rights!!
- NormalBob
- 08-09-2011, 12:27 AM
- offshoredrilling
- 08-11-2011, 01:35 AM
TWO ALLIGATORS
Two Alligators were sitting around talking, and the smaller Alligator turned to the bigger one & said, 'I can't understandhow you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age; we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it.'Well,' said the big Gator, 'what have you been eating?'
'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Gator
'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?''Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Capitol''Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?''Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars & wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of them and eat 'em! ''Ah!' says the big Alligator, 'I think I see your problem.. You're not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a politician, there's nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase.
Two Alligators were sitting around talking, and the smaller Alligator turned to the bigger one & said, 'I can't understandhow you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age; we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it.'Well,' said the big Gator, 'what have you been eating?'
'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Gator
'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?''Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Capitol''Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?''Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars & wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of them and eat 'em! ''Ah!' says the big Alligator, 'I think I see your problem.. You're not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a politician, there's nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase.
- Guest091813
- 08-11-2011, 07:34 PM
It's not the size of the boat nor the motion in the ocean, it's whether or not the captain can stay in port long enough for all the passengers to get off
- Guest091813
- 08-12-2011, 10:17 AM
Im soooooooooooo snickering as I post this one!!!!!
A husband reads a book : "You are the man of your house"! So he storms to his wife and announced - "From now on you need to know I'm the man of the house. My word is LAW. You WILL cook & clean for me.You WILL go upstairs & give me the kind of sex I want. After, you WILL draw me a bath, wash my back & massage my feet. Oh, & guess who's going to dress me & comb my hair in the morning?... The wife replied "A friggen funeral director would be my 1st guess!!
A husband reads a book : "You are the man of your house"! So he storms to his wife and announced - "From now on you need to know I'm the man of the house. My word is LAW. You WILL cook & clean for me.You WILL go upstairs & give me the kind of sex I want. After, you WILL draw me a bath, wash my back & massage my feet. Oh, & guess who's going to dress me & comb my hair in the morning?... The wife replied "A friggen funeral director would be my 1st guess!!
- offshoredrilling
- 08-12-2011, 10:54 AM
LOL
- brutusbluto
- 08-12-2011, 08:22 PM
A true hobbyists Motorcycle
- offshoredrilling
- 08-13-2011, 02:44 PM
mmmm re seeing the above post helped but mmm back to the start of the thread.
All this the intimidated bs and bb bs is a drag.
please someone post a joke to here or in the upstate sandbox anywhere
PLEASEEEEEEEEEE
thank you
All this the intimidated bs and bb bs is a drag.
please someone post a joke to here or in the upstate sandbox anywhere
PLEASEEEEEEEEEE
thank you