Man that's one ugly offering. Maybe I need some surgery to pretty it up a little. Shayla I think Still has the better offer here. lol Originally Posted by burkaliniIt's all chocolate so it's all good
- canuckvic
- 03-23-2012, 11:31 PM
- Still Looking
- 03-24-2012, 05:46 AM
- Guest041413-2
- 03-24-2012, 01:15 PM
I say Fuck "IT".
I'm not fucking her, I'm fucking "IT"
I'm not eating her, I'm eating "IT"
I'm not licking her, I'm licking "IT"
Shayla has resolved to the fact that she is "IT". She's summed IT all up, she's showing us her Beaver(avatar), a nice slice of "IT".
Now, I'm going to do a little dance for YOU Shayla...
(Shayla) Oh come on mijo, Really??? Really?
Shayla baby, IT is all about YOU baby...
Okay mijo, show me whatcha got, show me watcha workin' with!
Tada!!!
STOP it! That is not IT!
Me no understand? You no likey? I've got other chicas waiting to see me, see...
ijs...
Alrightee then, carry-on...
Ah, that was IT, that's all I Got Baby, that's my dance 'move', you likey?
Well, what about her?
Awwww, leave her for SL, she's already undressed and ready for his pics. And, she's already handing over the panties...LMMFAO! She's "green" and I like mine a bit more "experienced". SL likes the newbies...
I dunno mijo. You are a bit 'deranged'...
Who muah?...no way!!!! What would give YOU that impression 'bouts me, eh?
mijo, I dunno, I've got an "image" and a "rep" to manage here...
I won't tell nobody!!! LMAO! We ALL want to EAT you.
Bring your sexy ass here then, mijo...let me fuck you silly!
I'm waiting mijo...
How 'bout we start with a nice&nasty massage!!! M&Mmmmmmms
I'm not fucking her, I'm fucking "IT"
I'm not eating her, I'm eating "IT"
I'm not licking her, I'm licking "IT"
Shayla has resolved to the fact that she is "IT". She's summed IT all up, she's showing us her Beaver(avatar), a nice slice of "IT".
Now, I'm going to do a little dance for YOU Shayla...
(Shayla) Oh come on mijo, Really??? Really?
Shayla baby, IT is all about YOU baby...
Okay mijo, show me whatcha got, show me watcha workin' with!
Tada!!!
STOP it! That is not IT! Me no understand? You no likey? I've got other chicas waiting to see me, see...
ijs...
Alrightee then, carry-on...
Ah, that was IT, that's all I Got Baby, that's my dance 'move', you likey?
Well, what about her?
I dunno mijo. You are a bit 'deranged'...
Who muah?...no way!!!! What would give YOU that impression 'bouts me, eh?
mijo, I dunno, I've got an "image" and a "rep" to manage here...
I won't tell nobody!!! LMAO! We ALL want to EAT you.
Bring your sexy ass here then, mijo...let me fuck you silly!
I'm waiting mijo...How 'bout we start with a nice&nasty massage!!! M&Mmmmmmms
- Guest041413-2
- 03-24-2012, 01:42 PM
How did he know???Originally Posted by Still Looking
Shay Shay I'm saving the first Limited Edition "Team SL" T-Shirt for you. They just came in today! That's right the next lucky 25 reviewed ladies will receive one of these highly sought after little numbers!
Next up the 5th edition "Blue" Balls T-Shirt inspired by Mijo:
Team SL
I've Survived the
"Slamdango"
8 1/2 Originally Posted by Still Looking
Question is, how did you know?...about my "Blue" Balls and such...it's true...it's true. That obvious...Guess you can tell from my plea and song&dance for Shayla, she still hasn't given me some of IT yet, huh?
- canuckvic
- 03-24-2012, 01:54 PM
I say Fuck "IT".Hmmmmmm, yes more chocolate, this is Shayla approved!! Trust me.
I'm not fucking her, I'm fucking "IT"
I'm not eating her, I'm eating "IT"
I'm not licking her, I'm licking "IT"
Shayla has resolved to the fact that she is "IT". She's summed IT all up, she's showing us her Beaver(avatar), a nice slice of "IT".
Now, I'm going to do a little dance for YOU Shayla...
How 'bout we start with a nice&nasty massage!!! M&Mmmmmmms
- charlestudor2005
- 03-24-2012, 03:01 PM
@Mijo - how much did post #468 take you...96 hours? Most of us could have done it in 12 minutes, or twice as long as it takes you to come with Jabba the Hutt stroking you.
- Guest041413-2
- 03-24-2012, 03:31 PM
charlestudor, I do nothing in 12 minutes (sorry, I can imagine that is a long time for your sessions, LMAO!). Go with it chuckie! At least I'm giving you more credit than you do yourself in your reviews (c'mon, I know you can last more than 60 seconds).
(shhhhhhh....I see you've been chiming into the thread: "Where to find a good strong vibrator?", offering advice...
Probably about the same time to post #471 honestly...truth be told, there's not a lot of words...honestly, ijs
(shhhhhhh....I see you've been chiming into the thread: "Where to find a good strong vibrator?", offering advice...
Probably about the same time to post #471 honestly...truth be told, there's not a lot of words...honestly, ijs
- Shayla
- 03-24-2012, 03:45 PM
A nasty massage?! How about we skip that and go straight to...
My beaver is awesome.
My beaver is awesome.
- Guest041413-2
- 03-24-2012, 03:46 PM
@Mijo - how much did post #468 take you...? Originally Posted by charlestudor2005Took me seconds to re-post!!!
Thancks I say Fuck "IT".
I'm not fucking her, I'm fucking "IT"
I'm not eating her, I'm eating "IT"
I'm not licking her, I'm licking "IT"
Shayla has resolved to the fact that she is "IT". She's summed IT all up, she's showing us her Beaver(avatar), a nice slice of "IT".
Now, I'm going to do a little dance for YOU Shayla...
How 'bout we start with a nice&nasty massage!!! M&Mmmmmmms
- Guest041413-2
- 03-24-2012, 03:48 PM
A nasty massage?! How about we skip that and go straight to...speakin' my Love-Language, Mmmmmmmmmm
My beaver is awesome.
- canuckvic
- 03-24-2012, 04:30 PM
A nasty massage?! How about we skip that and go straight to...In deed it is!
My beaver is awesome.
- Still Looking
- 03-24-2012, 05:57 PM
I say Fuck "IT".
I'm not fucking her, I'm fucking "IT"
I'm not eating her, I'm eating "IT"
I'm not licking her, I'm licking "IT"
Shayla has resolved to the fact that she is "IT". She's summed IT all up, she's showing us her Beaver(avatar), a nice slice of "IT".
Now, I'm going to do a little dance for YOU Shayla...
How 'bout we start with a nice&nasty massage!!! M&Mmmmmmms
Well done!
- Still Looking
- 03-24-2012, 06:07 PM
A nasty massage?! How about we skip that and go straight to...Here we go with the nasty stuff again! Well Shayla I got some "Good News". I have decided to go GFE when I meet you. And I'm doing it because that problem I have with my "Big Nuts". You were more than understanding about this so I promise to "Eat More" and then show you "Mr. Big". Can't wait to meet you!
My beaver is awesome.
- canuckvic
- 03-24-2012, 06:13 PM
Here we go with the nasty stuff again! Well Shayla I got some "Good News". I have decided to go GFE when I meet you. And I'm doing it because that problem I have with my "Big Nuts". You were more than understanding about this so I promise to "Eat More" and then show you "Mr. Big". Can't wait to meet you!MR Big??? that looks like a kid sized bar! Go back to the store and get it right!
- Still Looking
- 03-24-2012, 07:52 PM
