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A cat, a radioactive source, and a flask of poison are all placed into a box and then the box is sealed.

After the box is sealed, is the cat dead or alive?
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Why do men assume that if you have given birth that your girlie is going to be stretched out? Mine is is tact, almost virginal Im told, and Ive had two younguns. I take pride in it for sure. Originally Posted by kymberlane
A cat, a radioactive source, and a flask of poison are all placed into a box and then the box is sealed.

After the box is sealed, is the cat dead or alive? Originally Posted by Jackster21
Do these two post go together?
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Why do men assume that if you have given birth that your girlie is going to be stretched out? Mine is is tact, almost virginal Im told, and Ive had two younguns. I take pride in it for sure. Originally Posted by kymberlane
Men don't understand elastic. Hell we are mystified by Velcro. So if we find out an 8-10 LB. ankle bitter came out of the tunnel.....that tunnel might just be bored out! But I hear yah, I've been with some moms where their kitty was tighter than pimps heath care budget for hookers. Plus doctors deliver C section at even the hint of a problem, so just cause a lady gave birth does NOT mean the kitty was ripped beyond repair. A true gentleman would never discriminate like that. Plus he would realize there is always a blow job! But to answer your question... it’s like wearing shoes. If they are too big you feel like a clown. Too tight and you get blisters. It’s all about comfort, which brings us right back to that blow job thing! Oh and one more thing, big boobs are a real bonus. That’s my story and I'm sticking with it!

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A cat, a radioactive source, and a flask of poison are all placed into a box and then the box is sealed.

After the box is sealed, is the cat dead or alive? Originally Posted by Jackster21
You can't get a live cat to do anything let alone get into a box. The cat would have to be dead before you put it into the box!
Hey SL...this is a multi part question..1) when and how did you start hobbying? 2) How did you come to know about ECCIE and finally and of course I save to best for last 3) any idea how I can get back in MIJO's good graces?
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A man has a fox, chicken, basket of corn, a boat, and a river to cross,
now on the boat the fox will eat the chicken and the chicken will eat the corn.

How does he get them all across safely.
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Hey SL...this is a multi part question..1) when and how did you start hobbying? 2) How did you come to know about ECCIE and finally and of course I save to best for last 3) any idea how I can get back in MIJO's good graces? Originally Posted by Irish Vixen
1)I started hobbying after my first divorce. Then stopped for 20+ years. I hobby because I don't want a commitment and I'm very selfish.

2)I learned about ASPD from a provider. I lurked for over 3 years.

3)Mijo is NOT a hater. I happen to know you are not as well. I think you should write him a poem that only the "wicked one" could write. Mijo is a sucker for ladies with talent. What could possibly go wrong with a poem?
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Hey SL...this is a multi part question..1) when and how did you start hobbying? 2) How did you come to know about ECCIE and finally and of course I save to best for last 3) any idea how I can get back in MIJO's good graces? Originally Posted by Irish Vixen
Just tear him a new one like you've done before IV,
he probably likes the pain.
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Hey SL...this is a multi part question..1) when and how did you start hobbying? 2) How did you come to know about ECCIE and finally and of course I save to best for last 3) any idea how I can get back in MIJO's good graces? Originally Posted by Irish Vixen
what? you're in Mijo's dog house????
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A man has a fox, chicken, basket of corn, a boat, and a river to cross,
now on the boat the fox will eat the chicken and the chicken will eat the corn.

How does he get them all across safely. Originally Posted by bojulay
Excellent question!
  1. Take the chicken across
  2. Come back with the boat empty besides yourself
  3. Take the grain (or the fox) across
  4. Take the chicken back
  5. Take the fox (or the grain) across
  6. Come back with the boat empty besides yourself
  7. Take the chicken across
what? you're in Mijo's dog house???? Originally Posted by dilbert firestorm
dilbert, NO one with a pussy is ever in my dog house...she just needs to learn how to use it if she cares...see my last NBA post (I'm searching for a 'hate' fuck), ijs, and this latest show of weakness is turning me OFF!

damn it dilbert, you messed me up....

edit: Right SL?
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dilbert, NO one with a pussy is ever in my dog house...she just needs to learn how to use it if she cares...see my last NBA post (I'm searching for a 'hate' fuck), ijs, and this latest show of weakness is turning me OFF! Originally Posted by mijo(BFE)
Sounds like Bojulay was right?! I still think the poem is a great idea. Now that the Wicked one knows how to write it! Oh My! This could get very interesting!

Remember, lets make sure we end everything by "Asking SL". Thats as simple as saying... Right SL?
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While were waiting.... I'll post one of my favs....

SL’S Silly Girl Poem

It’s a Silly Girl I Love and truly adore
The reason is simple it’s because she is a …..
Hot pink is her color and she could care less about a buck
She is a girl of few words but she likes to ….
Always to the point and sometimes even blunt
SL loves this one because she is really a ….
DATY and kissing are favorites of this lass
And it’s what I’ll do while drilling my dick right up her….
You think I care but perhaps you’re wrong
One thing you’ll never see is SL’S……
It seems you like attention that’s why your back
You might want to put on some pants and cover that…..
Unsure what to do and this is the second time if you recall
So why don’t you climb up my leg and just have a …..
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A man has a fox, chicken, basket of corn, a boat, and a river to cross,
now on the boat the fox will eat the chicken and the chicken will eat the corn.

How does he get them all across safely. Originally Posted by bojulay
Excellent question!
  1. Take the chicken across
  2. Come back with the boat empty besides yourself
  3. Take the grain (or the fox) across
  4. Take the chicken back
  5. Take the fox (or the grain) across
  6. Come back with the boat empty besides yourself
  7. Take the chicken across
Originally Posted by Still Looking
urm, I think Bojulay is missing part of the riddle.

Due to the way he wrote that riddle, instead using "or", use "and" instead.

he''ll be doing fewer trips .
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SL what's your favorite Olympic event to watch and why?
Which sport has the most attractive women?