Why Hooker Phones Dont Work?

Let's get creative and combine the 20th century cliche' with the 21st century cliche' .....

"My dog ate my burner phone"

She for got to pay the bill

She has google talk amd she will text U the way to her incall area

i am sorry can we meat an hour later

Oh i am sorry can we meet another day.

Ya I will just hold my pecker in my hand for now

A lot of the phones won't even let the lady put her general location in their ad wtf..?
Good fun post btw...dogs cats batteries toilets lost cracks . And to think I used to have two numbers of lovely ladies in my stupid phone sigh ��

Let me know when you are ready for my info.



i will send it 15 mins after the start of the incall appointment

i will be available tomorrow form noon to 5

i will be in Dallas Monday

Can we do this next week?

ME: hi, what part of town are you in? trying to see if we are close
HER: Dallas

ME: Dallas is a really big city. trying to see if you are close by me. may ask for a cross street or something?
Her: Richardson - text me babe

Hooker Directions

I have 2 phones and an Apple Watch plus I carry my Ipad with me also.

I carry a battery pack on me too so it's rare that my phone dies.

All of my devices have the Google Voice app downloaded plus I have back up, text forwarding and an email notification so I do not miss a text or call.


Reasons I don't answer -

1. You're blocked

2. You're calling or texting after midnight (Hookers do sleep)

ME: hi, what part of town are you in? trying to see if we are close
HER: Dallas

ME: Dallas is a really big city. trying to see if you are close by me. may ask for a cross street or something?
Her: Richardson - text me babe

Hooker Directions Originally Posted by cage196

Ask anyone who has seen me how detailed my directions are to the incall lol

Very overwhelming but informative for sure!

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2. You're calling or texting after midnight (Hookers do sleep)


Originally Posted by berkleigh

Not if they advertise, “Available 24/7”...ijs

ME: hi, what part of town are you in? trying to see if we are close
HER: Dallas

ME: Dallas is a really big city. trying to see if you are close by me. may ask for a cross street or something?
Her: Richardson - text me babe

Hooker Directions Originally Posted by cage196

Me: Hey Baby, just give me the closest major intersection to your incall?
Her: North Dallas
Me: Thanks, I think we’re done here.