Encounter: Communal fun - Arianna (Little Lolita)

Now, I know the whole PM construct and its career is fundamentally stupid or at lease ill-advised, but this one makes me wonder about the author's mental capacity. For anyone who has read more than a couple of my reviews, you won't be surprised to see that a massage is in just about every one. Considering that you stalk my posts with unerring certainty, how the fuck could you be surprised or find anything remotely sinister about the that I might have baby oil in my play bag?

But if you want some grist for your mill, you'll like this. Along with baby oil, condoms, swim trunks/goggles, a towel and some spare underwear, I also usually have a spare packet of thigh highs and/or pantyhose in the even I get to do an appt and the girl doesn't have any. Some of my best pics and vids are a result of...wait for it...stocking that stuff. Originally Posted by MajorHands

oh handy

...the very ...thought a ya rubbin ...funnels afters they done had a loooooong day milkin jimmies fills yer ...plastic man ...with joy

...ans the fact ya done films ...these poor souls so ya can later relive yer ...victories makes it alls ...the sweeeeeeeeeeeter

...buts yer ...plastic man ...be willin ta ...bet ya done have a couple extra things in yer little handy baggy ta puts ...the funnels at ease

jesus thats the girl i was talking about that major hooked me up w. thanks jokacz my memory is gone but damn she had a body.. total stripper mentality she couldnt realize why so few guys were interested in a dance and only wanted to fuck her Originally Posted by tinyisgreat

The worst provider with the most tasteful fake tits, what a shame.

Ok Originally Posted by MajorHands

Fuckin Handy.
I ask him if he get's a commission, and he goes on and on and on about JUSTIFYING said commission!!!
Well done sir!!

Like most things, facts matter, so there is a caveat or two here, and I've covered them before. Bachelor parties are a different animal. It is a well established practice that dancers who work those tip the guy or guys who are watching over them.

I don't have any problem accepting the gratuity.

we told the strippers and providers that we were hoping they would tip us 10%, following the bouncer protocol, and the standard practice in the strip clubs themselves. The idea was that we weren't going to require a tip out. It was clearly couched as a request, and no one would make a big deal about getting turned down, MY favorite part: but any girls who stiffed us would just be unwelcome in the future

The rest of us had a predetermined formula on the breakdown of the door


Some of the parties were pretty well attended and so we would make some dough, but nothing earth shattering, and anything --
How many? 20? 40? More??
Let's say 40 x $20 = $800.
Minus 20 bucks for two cheap bottles of vodka
10 - 2 liter bottles of mixers = $10
Chips and dip -- $20?
Couple of party pizzas -- $50??
That leaves a $700 profit -- not bad.
It should be noted that I was typically the one who cleaned the club up in preparation for the party, and did the hours long cleanup after the party, often cleaning into the morning and daylight. It was a ton of work, so the few bucks I made at those parties was well earned.

As for the TH caddy, the 80 was your portion of the total donation she got for coming out and riding around with us for a few hours (everyone kicked in the same to have her with us), a lot of the dancers in the past had gotten $$$$ to caddy, so our $.8 or maybe $$.4 (did we have a 4th?) to our caddy was well below market.
Let me refresh you memory --
You and I.
Two of our friends that paid full freight and full caddie fees but did not play
Two guys who we thought would play with us who you collected caddie fees from
And then -- the two guys who we didn't know that we did play with who you also collected caddie fees from.
That is 8 guys (assuming you contributed) That's $640 total.
I was particularly impressed when the two guys who did NOT play with us aasked for their money back and you told them you already paid for the caddie... but you would make sure she rode a few holes with them. (And she hadn't even arrived yet)
If you gave that drunck $640... you got taken.... and if you did give her $640, she should have blown all of us... twice.
And I'm sure I would have been WAY ahead of the game if I handed her the eighty bucks myself.

So nicely done on your end. I'd be surprised if ya gave the drunck chick $200 of that stash.
That is why.... if money is involved -- and you are involved -- I'm running the other way -- as fast as I can.

Nice justification for taking the money though... and never calling it a commission.

we were both new at the time. Originally Posted by bigdickdaddydom

So basically you and the fat, short guy are new handles. It took me some time to figure that out. Sorry, gang, I'm a little slow sometimes.

I don't know you, so sorry this is quoting you.

But the fat, short guy... man, you hardly ever have anything nice to say about anyone. Okay.

To the original post, the encounter, I've played with Ari/Lolita three times and had a great time every time.

So basically you and the fat, short guy are new handles. It took me some time to figure that out. Sorry, gang, I'm a little slow sometimes.

I don't know you, so sorry this is quoting you.

But the fat, short guy... man, you hardly ever have anything nice to say about anyone. Okay.

To the original post, the encounter, I've played with Ari/Lolita three times and had a great time every time. Originally Posted by ISO

When the pussy is good, no one cares what the back story is.

The worst provider with the most tasteful fake tits, what a shame. Originally Posted by jokacz

I gotta say I thought she was pretty good

I gotta say I thought she was pretty good Originally Posted by tinyisgreat

I think she got better the longer she was in the game. At first she didn't even provide full service. But she could suck cock with the best of them. Without a doubt one of the biggest Space Cadets I've ever come across.

When the pussy is good, no one cares what the back story is. Originally Posted by jokacz

Very true and the pussy is good. I hope the best for the girls but there isnt anything you can do so.......

Not for nothing but hands if u have a Kristi update...

Not for nothing but hands if u have a Kristi update... Originally Posted by tinyisgreat

Dont know if true, but someone told me a while back she was on vacation....

Dont know if true, but someone told me a while back she was on vacation.... Originally Posted by lilylivered

True, but the vacation should be over by now.

I hope the best for the girls but..... Originally Posted by lilylivered

Too bad MajorHands keeps his whores flying kites, staff edit -pk Too bad he pushes them onto his “friends” so he can earn commissions while they suffer every indignation imaginable. Too bad for his whores, even after they have hit rock bottom, he props them back up to extract every ounce of flesh possible.

Awesome.

Please respect the topics of threads...ESPECIALLY REVIEW THREADS.

#6 - Respect the topics presented by those who start a thread. Attempts to derail a thread or change it's direction is referred to as thread hijack and will be discouraged. Attempts to guide a thread in the right direction are appreciated, while responses to posts which hijack a thread are not.

Please stick to the OP review of the lady. If you guys want to go off in Co-ed have at it. This one is WAY off the rails.
Again, please try to keep review threads about the girl reviewed and not about this other shit.

Thanks
Peace
PK