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Elephant of Enmity and Platinum Prick available for a slight additional cost. Originally Posted by TexasGator
Who took the under on this post? Originally Posted by WakeuрI must confess. I SET the under on this one. You're right EA - it was a "no brainer" and sadly nobody would take the over.