I'm huge!

I've had sessions so wild that I've even had to tone down my discussion of it because it sounded made up..... Originally Posted by TheWanderer

... Indeed.

"The Wanderer" - great song.

Hmmmm, a clit the size of a TicTac, eh? Sounds like a little excavating might be in order - I just loves me some fresh breath... Originally Posted by Randy4Candy

Yes You Do!!!!

small on bore and stoke, high on rpm

@TexasT~it's so big, providers need a sherpa to do cowgirl.
it's so big, it came in third, second and first in a big dick contest.
It's so big, it has it's own social security number.
it's so big, it replaced NASA'S manned space program.

its soo big the most interesting man would find it compelling

Dharma, you are killing me. Gin and tonic all over my computer screen....

Nooooo! Save the gin! And TexasT started it...

@kenpachi~That was hilarious!

LOL! Got more Gin, keep them coming ( pun fully intended)

Nooooo! Save the gin! And TexasT started it... Originally Posted by Dharma

It's not the size of the wood, it's the size of the ring...

So it's come to this; sitting around the campfire talking about dick size? That's as rich as porn stars talking about IQ's or bait and switch artists swearing by the likeness to their fake pics.

I hope the folks here are reading reviews for information on the lasses and not the reviewer's penis.

I've actually never met the gents in question or their sidekicks but this has been some fun Judge, you and your gin are in luck, I'm off to bed. I had no idea it was so late.

My dick is soooooo big that when it hangs around the house, it HANGS AROUND the house....and it's a two story!

If I were a provider I would be a little wary of a hobbyist that uses his dick as part of his ECCIE handle...except maybe The Gifted One. I do think GirthBrooks is pretty funny though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdboZcFlpUg

I prefer to let Mr. Johnson speak for himself...

My rep precedes me...


I am confident that one day I will have the best time ever with Reese!! Originally Posted by cheatercheater

Yes! Count 27 days from last Tuesday and call me before then!! (private joke)

You don't have to call me Mr. Johnson.......

Its not very big around,but it sure is short

You don't have to call me Mr. Johnson....... Originally Posted by slowmover

For the younger crowd. This was a funny bit back in the day. Here's an older Raymond J. Johnson Jr. doing his schtick for the 84 millionth time...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoYsfbq3vMc

I wonder what he'll have engraved on his tombstone?