Assistance needed: How to have a bad date in Austin

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  • Mokoa
  • 05-16-2010, 12:02 AM
Hmm... interesting predicament you've managed to get yourself into ztonk.

I'd suggest, preferably mid-sentence, that you drop to the carpet, lift your feet, and start dragging your ass around by your hands. When she asks what's wrong; which she probably will; tell her that you've developed an uncontrollable ass-itch and that you thinck you've got worms. Originally Posted by SofaKingFun
Speaking from experience, are we?

Spacemtn...

You really need to be careful about what you ask for. It sounds absolutely hideous to me.