The New JadeRose AD Campaign...Excuse me!
That's right folks. JadeRose will suck any dick for $49.95. Free ball washing and she'll even take a few dents out of your ball sack. While supplies last. Void where prohibited.(Donkey's exempt from this special they are an extra $5.00) Originally Posted by Still Looking
Ball washing is NEVER free, I have my engorged German assistant/security/hitman Nein do it for folks with a salt scrub before each session. He likes to be paid in Nestle crunch bars and looks of shame.