there are days that no matter what you do things just don't work out!

BP Provider
What up? I missed a call from you?
SL
What are your rates and where is your in call?
BP Provider
I have a friend with me do you want a two girl party?
SL
No just rates and where is your in call
BP Provider
Are you affiliated with any law enforcement?
SL
Not anymore…
BP Provider
Half hour or hour?
SL
Give a rate for both
BP Provider
Which one do you want?
SL
How about the half hour?
BP Provider
We don’t do half hours
SL
Ok… whats the hour rate?
BP Provider
Hour two girl party $375.00
SL
I don’t want two girls. Tell the ugly chick to take a walk.
BP Provider
Were not from here so she does want to get lost
SL
What planet exactly are you guys from?
BP Provider
Were at 35 & 290
SL
The Vagina Triangle I know it well. What hotel?
BP Provider
Text me when you get close
SL
Ok
You can't make shit like this up

SL, I hate to point out the elephant in the room...
I think you attract it. You're the common denominator!!!

SL, I hate to point out the elephant in the room...
I think you attract it. You're the common denominator!!! Originally Posted by Jessie Austin

Thinck baseball. Hundreds of home runs.... don't you thinck I'm bound to strike out every now and then? And really your going to take the side of a dip shit who does business like that? Hummmmmm.......

I wasn't even thinking in terms of striking out. I'm sure you can hit multiple balls out of the park! Not taking anyones side, least of not, the dipshit.

I'm sorry

Oh goodie my 6 pm canceled due to rain and flood warnings! I thought wait a minute.... I'm coming to you? yes but I'm not at my in call. Just fucking perfect! If anyone needs me I'll be studying to be a monk.

Oh goodie my 6 pm canceled due to rain and flood warnings! I thought wait a minute.... I'm coming to you? yes but I'm not at my in call. Just fucking perfect! If anyone needs me I'll be studying to be a monk. Originally Posted by Still Looking

time to rethink?

time to rethink? Originally Posted by Jessie Austin

Hell even Scarlett is starting to sound good

[QUOTE=Still Looking;1054211775]I thinck you might be surprised at how many BBW'S do like me! You know I just sharing that even SL has bad days. Stupid me I broke my rule about NOT talking to the provider before we meet. But she lost her phone.

I would not be a bit surprised!

Anymore these days I don't fall for the scams, the BS and get NSNC'D. But it happens to the best of us. I'm not mad or pissed it was just a bad day. Chances are there was a good reason for the NSNC like she found a quarter or something. LOL Been doing this toooo long to get mad.

Keep in mind its like wanting to out to eat. PLENTY of places to go... but the ones you decided to hit are closed or have issues. It happens. No big deal. Hell I almost PM'D you! I figured how much worse can my get? But then I answered my own question, put my tail between my legs and went and had a few drinks!

Too bad I was busy looking up PROANA sites. You are right, your day could have been a lot worse!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShsWOBsts0w

Too bad I was busy looking up PROANA sites. You are right, your day could have been a lot worse! Originally Posted by Scarlett Rossi

I understand... the Lama's are a lot like providers.

Some are kind of cute


And then there are the other ones


I have seen about Annef of these in my time

Hell even Scarlett is starting to sound good Originally Posted by Still Looking

Careful what you wish for, I am VERY HUNGRY. These fucking salads and celery sticks are killing me. I need some meat and protein!!

All in good fun, SL.

Careful what you wish for, I am VERY HUNGRY. These fucking salads and celery sticks are killing me. I need some meat and protein!! Originally Posted by Scarlett Rossi

I'm just going to let this one go.....

All in good fun, SL. Originally Posted by Scarlett Rossi

ABSOLUTLY!

Hey Scarlett.... I just love this song. Do you like it and have you taken note of the lyrics?



"Need You Now"


Picture perfect memories scattered all around the floor.
Reaching for the phone 'cause I can't fight it anymore.

And I wonder if I ever cross your mind?
For me it happens all the time.

It's a quarter after one, I'm all alone and I need you now.
Said I wouldn't call but I've lost all control and I need you now.
And I don't know how I can do without.
I just need you now.

Another shot of whiskey, can't stop looking at the door.
Wishing you'd come sweeping in the way you did before.

And I wonder if I ever cross your mind?
For me it happens all the time.

It's a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk and I need you now.
Said I wouldn't call but I've lost all control and I need you now.
And I don't know how I can do without.
I just need you now.

Oh, whoa
Guess I'd rather hurt than feel nothing at all.

It's a quarter after one, I'm all alone and I need you now.
And I said I wouldn't call but I'm a little drunk and I need you now.
And I don't know how I can do without.
I just need you now
I just need you now.
Oh, baby, I need you now.

Ya, I like that song!

This one is pretty cool, too!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hjHZ...yer_detailpage