Words written on Donald [D]ump’s Tombstone

Lucas McCain's Avatar
Hey Satan, it’s hot UITB!

Someone needs to tell Satan, “Not a good idea to stiff the HVAC Contractors!” Originally Posted by ManSlut
I rarely do it on this board, but that actually made me laugh out loud.
eccieuser9500's Avatar
I rarely do it on this board, but that actually made me laugh out loud. Originally Posted by Lucas McCain

I can't believe this is still going.

On the tombstone:


BORN A LOSER


DIED A LOSER
eccieuser9500's Avatar
Here lies the body of Donald J. Trump
His lawyer agreed to bury him in secret
so that his body don't get violated
Then he failed to pay his Lawyers
Ooopsie, My Bad.
Originally Posted by txdot-guy

You're good at this. I hope this goes for an eternity. Like the great threads.
txdot-guy's Avatar
Someone actually created a fake tombstone and placed it in central park a number of years ago.


Make America Hate Again.

https://news.artnet.com/art-world/tr...al-park-460103
eyecu2's Avatar
Someone actually created a fake tombstone and placed it in central park a number of years ago.


Make America Hate Again.

https://news.artnet.com/art-world/tr...al-park-460103 Originally Posted by txdot-guy
It's missing all the piss from both humans and dogs that would be taken to relieve themselves on it. But the tagline is absolutely correct. I wonder if they have a tombstone that has a toilet paper holder on the side. That seems to be an obvious miss there.
eyecu2's Avatar
"I was never BANNED on ECCIE"


bahhaaaa Originally Posted by The_Waco_Kid
- that aged well
eccieuser9500's Avatar
It's missing all the piss from both humans and dogs that would be taken to relieve themselves on it. But the tagline is absolutely correct. I wonder if they have a tombstone that has a toilet paper holder on the side. That seems to be an obvious miss there. Originally Posted by eyecu2

On the tombstone:


Crony Capitalism: Trickle down turned into tinkle on
Yssup Rider's Avatar
Here lies Donald Trump.

The rest is immaterial.

Just so the number on the stone ends in 2024.
Why_Yes_I_Do's Avatar
Got a porn star actress to pay him $632,000
eccieuser9500's Avatar
On the tombstone:

Claimed to be a billionaire

Couldn't even get 200 mil to bond out

Born a liar, died a liar
txdot-guy's Avatar
Donald J Trump
1946 - 20XX
Biggest funeral EVER!
This time it’s true
Everybody is glad I’m dead.
txdot-guy's Avatar
Got a porn star actress to pay him $632,000 Originally Posted by Why_Yes_I_Do
Does that make him the highest paid whore ever? BIGLY!
eccieuser9500's Avatar
On the tombstone:


FINALLY

PAYING HIS DEBT TO SOCIETY
txdot-guy's Avatar
Star of his own reality show
WORLDS BIGGEST LOSER
winn dixie's Avatar
Unanimous convicted felon