In all fairness to the cruder side, the OP posted ISO bukkake parties so a pasty glazed facade might be exactly what she wants to hear about.
I had a lady clean some cuts and scrapes on my back one time. I had fallen off a balcony earlier that day. She was very nice. Another lady got me a birthday cake. She wasn't always nice, but the cake was a surprise.
Not that many of us are truly insane; if we weren't having some good experiences we wouldn't be here.