Name 3 things you Don't want to see in a Porn movie/video

A really old couple grandma & grandpa make it even worse grandpa has a 12 inch hard dick........ ugh make it stop!!! Grandms pussy is soo damn wet.

1. Spitting
2. Prolapse
3. Scat

Bad camera angles, particularly ones that are sustained.
Wesley Pipes (maaaaan, shut yo dumb ass UP!!!)
Weak cum shots (drink some damn water, dude)
Little dicks (not that I'm watching the dick, per se, but out the corner of my eye).
Dry pussies
gape, pussy or ass
missed shots because the cameraman's too damn dumb to have the camera in the right place.

Shit - on anything
An inverted starfish
Guys playing with spooge that aint theirs

music instead of talking
and other things already mentioned

Unwilling participants Originally Posted by X-rated

So you mean you don't like role playing when it comes to porn?

Low rent actors/ actresses with:
dirty fingernails, lip sores, distended prolapsing assholes Originally Posted by Stella Dearborn

are there such people? lol

Clowns, Clowns, or Clowns

Clowns, Clowns, or Clowns Originally Posted by bojulay

I think that I wrote a topic once about sex with clowns. Or rather, the scariness of clowns to so many. I don't find clowns sexy at all. Ugh.

I would add a list of my own, but already nauseated enough by what's been written so far!!!!

* Family members..... Grandmaw & Grandpaw or actors their age or with gray hair...

* Scat, Urine, Blood, Brown Showers.......

* Bestiality.... A Dallas provider told me she liked watching Beastiality ... I wont say who the provider is cause I don't kiss & tell, conversations ladies have with me BCD is discretely kept in strict confidence.

* Midgets or Obese Actors/Actress...

* I know there are a few more but I cant see to hit the key on the keyboard, glasses got mashed by a size 12...

* Toilet Paper stuck to anyone's ass crack...

Uncircumcised dicks - it just creeps me out for some reason.

Gagging blowjobs. I want to see a woman make love to the dick, not throw up because it's being forced down her throat.

Outdoor scenes. I always read after that it was really cold and the performers were really freezing.

Condoms
Cumshots that miss the lady's face/mouth
Guy on guy

To the providers that said small dicks...size does matter huh?

1. No digestive fluids/matter of any kind.
2. Shoes or socks covering women's feet.
3. Non-human animals involved.

I see people that should stick with the Grimm's fairytale.

I see people that should stick with the Grimm's fairytale. Originally Posted by tucson