Incall Details to Avoid! What made you leave or regret showing up in the first place?

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Ezmerelda's Avatar
You all make me laugh more then Garrison Keillor!!
Bestman200600's Avatar
I tried someone from the observer one time. Her boyfriend showed up 15 minutes into the date and her front door didn't lock properly. Thought I was going to be robbed.
seedy area, apt., hotel/shady characters hanging around/smelly & dirty place....
hobbyhorse's Avatar
Bottom line I like a place in a decent area and the place to be very well kept. A minimalist clean hotel room is fine, if your place is lived in and homey pretend i'm coming over for a dinner party (a guest is a guest). As for the provider, dress cute or sexy, makeup if your normally wear it. If you have professional pics with lots of makeup it will be a shock to a first time visitor if you look quite different. Also please have plenty of condoms, a well known provider once ran out and their attitude was oops that sucks. Needless to say I didn't go back
gatewayloco's Avatar
Marijuana smell in the room..................
Gonzo DFW's Avatar
Would add crumpled towels left on the floor in the bathroom. Again, I know I'm not the love of your life or even your only visit that day, but humor me.
I do not stop at incalls located next to schools or playgrounds - very poor location choice.
I do not stop at incalls with kids and/or kid toys in the yard - very poor scene control. Originally Posted by TeutonicRacerX
Now is that by choice or court mandate? LOL!
Guest101610-2's Avatar
Hey you guys lay off the mattress on the floor people. When Naughtyville was new, that's what we put in the front area for a sorta big hippie couch with pillows. Wound up having more sex on that thing than anywhere else in the house. It is, to this day, the bottom part of my actual bed at home. Gooood Times.

Talking about provider incalls, look at this freako and her entrance to her room.

nothing like bumping a 4 month old thread with just the
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wild28's Avatar
1. Cat smell and hair all over the place.
2. Serial killer books near the toilet.
3. Paraphernalia laying about room.
4. Brother hanging out on the couch watching TV.
5. Brother wanting to borrow money.
6. Cop car parked in front of house.
7. Baby in house, crying.
8. Neighbor chasing me in the parking lot to my car, yelling about how she knows what is going on and threatening to call LE if I ever come back. I didn't.
9. Paying upfront so her husband can take the kids to play and eat a McDonald's for an hour.
10. Asked to give them a lift so they can "score" before we start.
11. Asked to take her an her kids to Chuck E. Cheese and hang out until her Ex is done getting a tat.


All have happened, some more than once. Sometimes I wonder why I still do this and then the little head reminds me.