Cause for Concern, EFN off the deep end.

A bitch be callin' up ToYz sayin', ToYz we'z habbin' a baby!!

ToYz says....{{{sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies}}}

Let me tell ya little story bout a man named ToYz
Got his nuts cut, he cant have no more Boyz,
That's right I tellya hes gone from the ranks,
When he shoots off a load its nothing but blanks...

Blind Swimmers...Why Chromosoms...Dead soldiers...

So I cant be yo baby daddy you see...The most live thing that comes out of me is pee...
I hope you find your financial sta-bi-li-tee...just realize that ain't gonna be me...

Stupid boys....
Shoulda used toys...
No more Joys...

Hey, if'n ya go ta tha sassy l'il filly's latest blog post-a-rony, it looks like she's done gone preggers! Which one o' y'all WK's wuz a-bare-backin' thet thar poooo-nanny? Thet sumbitch better be man enuff ta fork over tha big dollar-ollahs ta take care o' tha l'il rugrat! Got-dam hornified hard-legged muthafuckah! Goes ta show ya, them crazy heifers give ya tha best fuckin' but they is a-mighty fer-tile, too!

Toyz- unless ur taking samples to ur gynecologist ... I mean urologist , every 3-5 yrs you can't be to sure..... Many "unloaded" guns have caused harm .... Check ur loads bro....

Dead puppies my friend
..am well versed in the reanimation of the VAS.
As to the lady of question, haven't seen her in 1+ years. Ain't mine...but check out todays biographical update...someone is going to be in the hook...

Dead puppies my friend
..am well versed in the reanimation of the VAS.
As to the lady of question, haven't seen her in 1+ years. Ain't mine...but check out todays biographical update...someone is going to be in the hook... Originally Posted by Toyz

Is it too early to start a boy girl poll? Her White Knights disappeared quicker than a New York cheese cake at a weight watchers conference.

Dead puppies my friend
..am well versed in the reanimation of the VAS.
As to the lady of question, haven't seen her in 1+ years. Ain't mine...but check out todays biographical update...someone is going to be in the hook... Originally Posted by Toyz

An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor
asked him how he was feeling.

"I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year
old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think
about that?"

The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell
you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed
a season. But one day went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally
grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun."

The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods and suddenly a grizzly
bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it
at the bear and squeezed the handle."

"And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried.

Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No".

The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"

"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must
have shot that bear."

"That's kind of what I'm getting at..." replied the doctor.

Is it too early to start a boy girl poll? Her White Knights disappeared quicker than a New York cheese cake at a weight watchers conference. Originally Posted by Still Looking

I think we can do it like football boxes where you pay for a square...



* Caucasian
*Black
*Girl
*Boy

Etc.

Should we help EFN with baby names? I know I got lucky when I was young. My parents only considered two names for me...

Still Looking

and

Shit Happens



I have some ideas?

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PlayingnTheDark Jr.

ToyzNoBullets

HobartTheHotJalapeno

ZTonkAboutBadLuck

Godfather4

Taintlina (Only if Pyramider is the dad)

IfeltYouNow

Bonn11.5

RalpyBoyOhboy

LoxlyLuckProvingIt

How about Amber Rose? (If a girl)

How about Amber Rose? (If a girl) Originally Posted by Toyz

You mean boy?

Ah got a sawbuck thet sez she askxes ol' CK if'n he kin pass tha hat 'round his next ice cream social fer doh-nayshuns ta help her wif her l'il tater-tot.

Everyones
Fertile
Now