Unprofessional

LMFAO Bumpy Deek!!! I've taken dumps at provider's incalls before. I just run the shower so they can't hear and dump real quick. I'm at least courteous enough to flush, twice! Most of them have air freshener spray to use. The ones that don't, I keep Axe spray in my hobby kit for that reason.........

For me, I never know when it's gonna hit me. I'm fine one minute, then the next I got a countdown to a code red explosion..........

TFF! The "SHIT" got real, man! Oh man! LMAO

hoo boy! this is still as funny as it was last night. the comments, even better. hey OP please PM me the next time you spin a yarn on here especially if a different city cause I don't really monitor much outside houston. k thanks bye

LMFAO... and still laughing! This is the funniest thread I have ever read on eccie!

I think you need to just start seeing fetish providers OP lol

A fetish of this nature, maybe????

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Not sure if the OP realizes how many women just put him on the "you are out of your fucking mind if you think I will ever see you" list. Originally Posted by Abigail (Source of JOY)

I would imagine the bumps on his deek already earned him a spot on that list.

I would imagine the bumps on his deek already earned him a spot on that list. Originally Posted by TexasGator

Two Words: Blue Waffle!!!! (Google it)

Don't let the naysayers get you down, Bumpy Boy!

FWIW, I thought it was a nice touch.

I am glad he took my advice..........ijs.

Monica Fox........long retired............let it be known that you were not going to do that
at her incall

I'm sure you've already been put on serious blast on providerbuzz.com

LMMFAO!!!!!!!

I wish I was a provider just so I could read that one alert lol.

"Girl, did you see that post by that stupid nasty fuck Bumpy Deek that shit at my girls incall and didn't flush the fucking toilet? That's a nasty motherfucker"...

"Yea I know girl, I'll never see that nasty bastard. Guys are so fucking disgusting sometimes".....

LMMFAO.....

I have a question.....

Would providers rather the hobbyist show up late to stop somewhere and shit, possibly ncns

or

Show up on time, excuse themselves to the bathroom, run the shower and dump in their toilet? Provided that they have supplied air freshener......


WTF's the big deal??? Why is it so repulsive?

Sometimes I can't make it to a restroom. No big deal! I just go out in the woods, pull off my pants and underwear, and shit leaning off a tree.......

Leaning off a truck bumper or a tailgate works good too......

When I was in the Army, we used to shit while sitting with one ass cheek on our entrenching tool..........