One liner response- You know its going to be a bad session when...

When she answers the door with not one but 2 cold sores on her lips!
When you open the door and she smells like bearspray
Russ38's Avatar
^^^^ That’s a good one....
Moonlight Graham's Avatar
You know it's going to be a bad session when you open the door and say hello
and she says by way of introduction "By the way, I hate this job." (Surprise! It was a lousy session.)
When she opens the door and asks if I needed help parking my car.
Some funny shit



He greets you with “How u been foooking doing”? Originally Posted by Lhoppy
After paying extra for Greek you notice the Taco Bell bags in the trash..... Originally Posted by Russ38
When you open the door and she smells like bearspray Originally Posted by tbone2u