Ladies with "less than perfect tummy areas", would you find it offensive if..

at 1am I have limited options. I wouldn't call a last minute desperate attempt to get my rocks off a "booking" so to say. That implies advance notice.

Like I said, if I'm going to get good head game from them, and it's really late and I want dick sucked sloppy and i'm desperate I'm going to fuck with whatever is available but not too overweight.

Desperation is a mutherfucker and can bring u places u never thought you'd go. Originally Posted by coefficient

and i can see your point...


which when i use to work really late - I would say...." i may not be your cup of tea...blah blah, i'm available."

to which you could have replied...short skirt, or tight jeans... tits to your chin - sloppy bj - lets do this!


i don't walk in the door expecting you to want my clothes on the floor that instant.

some of us have standards. ha ha.

you never would have needed to see my fuckin ass - just a bng would have sealed the deal, am I right? (i'm just sayin - if you were wanting something other than a doll or your hand...or a greasy granny with no teeth)

I'd probably laugh and abide the request. Fat doesn't offend me.

Can we also ask some of you put a bag over your head? Thancks.

Cpalmson, I already told you and Louigi that you were TOO nice with your ratings of me. I would never ever consider myself a 10 lol. 7 at best, but thank you.

This thread would be so interesting if you named the damn provider. Not sure why we need to hear how you wanted her to cover up, when you choose to stay. She didn't force you to stay. Did she beg you to stay?

Was she using fake pictures or what? If so, name her.

Is she reading this........

This thread would be so interesting if you named the damn provider. Not sure why we need to hear how you wanted her to cover up, when you choose to stay. She didn't force you to stay. Did she beg you to stay?

Was she using fake pictures or what? If so, name her.

Is she reading this........ Originally Posted by lisa.lisa0302

Exactly. Name her!

BTW as london said it's not like we can tell clients put a paper bag over your head.... smh.

Why do you ladys presume the men on this board have to pay for pussy in order to get any.I could get layed any day of the week.But its not going to be good.Not with the type of lady I want to have it with.
I don't have a stove in my house not because I can't afford one because I don't want one.Don't want anybody cooking for me so I feel obliged to say the meal was great when it was shit.
I eat out and when the food is good, always complement and when its bad say nothing.Have never sent a meal back,never.
I would not post a bad review about some one would just not post.
If I'm polite clean do not barter,bid or insult you in any way,am sober,do nothing to offend in any way.What I look like,how big my cock is, what color my hair is how much I have,the size of my waist,should be of little relivance.
You in return should look and behave the way you present yourself.
I would never insult a lady about any part of her body and hope she do the same for me.
Shallow yes and,thats why we are here.
I don't want a Mommy I had one of those and most SO turn into them.

Can we also ask some of you put a bag over your head? Thancks.

Cpalmson, I already told you and Louigi that you were TOO nice with your ratings of me. I would never ever consider myself a 10 lol. 7 at best, but thank you. Originally Posted by London Rayne

Lmfao!!!
I'm not perfect but what I lack in looks I make up for in enthusiasm .) plus the kitty & titties will distract you When your getting deep throated, I promise a little pooch will be the last thing on your mind lol

Why do you ladys presume the men on this board have to pay for pussy in order to get any.I could get layed any day of the week.But its not going to be good.Not with the type of lady I want to have it with.
I don't have a stove in my house not because I can't afford one because I don't want one.Don't want anybody cooking for me so I feel obliged to say the meal was great when it was shit.
I eat out and when the food is good, always complement and when its bad say nothing.Have never sent a meal back,never.
I would not post a bad review about some one would just not post.
If I'm polite clean do not barter,bid or insult you in any way,am sober,do nothing to offend in any way.What I look like,how big my cock is, what color my hair is how much I have,the size of my waist,should be of little relivance.
You in return should look and behave the way you present yourself.
I would never insult a lady about any part of her body and hope she do the same for me.
Shallow yes and,thats why we are here.
I don't want a Mommy I had one of those and most SO turn into them. Originally Posted by Exhibitbob

Congratulations. You sound like a complete douchebag.

This was a general question to ask b/c of the stripper I saw 4 years ago who had a pooch but was clearly keeping it covered at all times with a shirt. I figured if she's self conscious, maybe some of you are.

I saw a provider recently that had some weight on the top but I'm not going to out here. She was a sweetheart and in some of the reviews it did say that she's a little heavier than the pics. I got there and before I knew it she was in panties and bra. Too late. But she sucked me really well and her pussy felt good. I'm not dogging her out on here. For what? It's no big deal.


I also one time purposely saw a head doctor that I knew didnt' have a slim tummy about a month ago and I didn't fuck her just let her give me head and it was beyond awesome. and it was at 2am at night.

I just wanted to know would some of you providers with unattractive tummies find it offensive if a guy asks you to keep a shirt on. That's it.

How about ask the lady to take a picture of her tummy before you book the date. Voila! Problem solved. That way you save yourself/her the embarrassment. If a lady has a "mommy tummy" and doesn't show it on her website, it's kinda false advertising.

dang i done went through this last night

circular argument

1. I have too much pride to be a "choosy begger" in the hobby world. The shit just makes me feel lame. If she has straight tummy pics I'm not going to ask her for a recent tummy pic. I'll just live wtih the mistake. If she's covering it, it's up to me to accept that risk.

2. Any "booking" after 11pm is an emergency booty call. Standards are dropped.

There's no "problem" so to say. This isn't about "false advertising". Just want to know how far a woman would go to accomodate a man's vain desires if it comes at the expense of her pride.

This isn't about NOT seeing women with less than perfect tummies but rather if the woman with the less than perfect tummy will agree with covering it up to please the customer.

I do believe I'd be offended if someone asked me to cover my stomach during a session. I mean, how would you do it? "hey, your stomach looks like a train wreck, would you mind putting your shirt back on?" *scoff* this isn't vouge italia! It's much less rude if you just get into K9. I personally like doggie better anyways. No sweat in my face, no forceful kissing and better gpot stimulation. I have a nice ass, you can watch my booty bounce instead! LOL!

How about ask the lady to take a picture of her tummy before you book the date. Voila! Problem solved. That way you save yourself/her the embarrassment. If a lady has a "mommy tummy" and doesn't show it on her website, it's kinda false advertising. Originally Posted by ZarahAdams

If her showcase was real why would you need to do that.

If not bidding,being polite,clean,sober and respectful is a douch then im a douch.

the lady in your profile avi exhibitbob is pretty ideal. I likes that.

OK... I thought it was basically common sense to not imply EVER that a woman is fat or over weight unless you're looking to get scolded.
I personally don't care but I know better not to even imply that to other women.