What things in ad set off your alarm bell

waverunner234's Avatar
Alarm Bells?
On BP: the text "HIGHLY REVIEWED" but not including were the reviews are. (Most of the time they don't exist)
or:
"Excellent reviews on TER" without a TER ID. If there are reviews at all, they are moderate or lower.
Waldo P. Emerson-Jones's Avatar
Let me shed some light on this

Some ladies are not as punctual as others, if you call a few minutes away, they can tell you if they are running late. Better than you sitting there waiting on her in the driveway.

Or maybe they need much longer to get ready for you..

Or maybe she schedules a bit close together and wants to make sure the previous client is out the door before you show up..

Or it could be you live in an area with a high rate of NC/NS, and the lady wants to make sure you really are on your way before she checks into a hotel (in the case of ladies without a permanent incall)

I had an apartment, so I would give my address to men a few hours before so they could map it and plan how long they needed to arrive on time, but I did always ask for a courtesy call 10-15 minutes out to make sure I was finished showering etc Originally Posted by lilred_robin
I don't doubt there are valid reasons for doing it, but, IME, this is done by gals who are high volume and often double/triple book. As you noted the ones who schedule back-to-back do this to avoid one client arriving before the previous one has left. Also, presumably because they're frequently no showed, a lot of the lower class and/or pimped gals double book clients and then just take the first one who shows. The second (or third or fourth) just get NCNS'd or get a lame excuse and an opportunity to try again if they're feeling lucky.

Personally, I really like to know the address before I get in the car so I can map it or put it into GPS ahead of time. It's a pain in the ass for me to write the number down, call Google Voice, punch in the number, call and try to put the address into my phone all while driving. I don't mind not getting an apartment or room number until shortly before my time, but greatly prefer having the address ahead of time (and not just the general location).
PODarkness's Avatar
It's Me Or It's Free!
So if I show up and you're not there, I get a free one from whoever is there? Have you cleared this with her?

You've tried the rest, now try the best!
If that is the most catchy ad campaign slogan you can come up with, you have the imagination of a door knob. Just replace that text with another pic of you bent over the toilet.

AnY wOn WHo CanT SPelL Or HAs a SPasTIC SHiFt KeY

Referring to themselves in the first person and in the third person in the same sentence.
It generally means someone else wrote the ad.

Putting white text in the ad to hide all the other names and phone numbers.
Sleazy cheating underhanded tactic. How will she treat you?

Phone number was being used by another girl 2 months ago, and a third girl 3 months ago.
Pimp is recycling phones.

Title of the ad is "Long Sexy Legs To Rap Around You!"
and the photos are two close ups of tits, a head shot, and an ass shot.

Title of the ad is Great Specials Inside!
and the prices listed are the same as every ad they've posted for months, or prices in showcase have not changed in months.

Any boast such as "I'll show you what you've been missing!"
When I tell them what I've been missing they hang up on me.

Ads that say donation is for time only, and also say MSOG is $50 extra.

Listing activities but when I get there they say "Oh, I don't do that". When I say "your ad says you offer it". and they say "I didn't write that ad".

I could go on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on. Then I'd be done.
Mmhmm, this is all great food for thought! I will be revising some my ads soon here in a minute. LOL.
burkalini's Avatar
It's weird but sometimes you can almost get a providers attitude by their ad. It just shows they are all money or all time based. Some ads put out a regular type of girl. It's not fool-proof by any means but it does work the majority of the time.
Shake_N_Bake's Avatar
Alarm Bells:

1. Pictures that look like they came out of a magazine because they probably did.
2. A really pretty girl with a rediculously low rate.
3. A bitch on the phone.
armydude's Avatar
yeah or they lift pics and don't bother to crop out the logos

another one is anything that suggests the session is not all inclusive:
horrible is something like "upgraded sessions available"
I don't even like "tips appreciated" or "generous guys wanted." These may be innocent but in some cases may imply upsell. Just tell me what the price is all in and I will decide yes or no.... Originally Posted by atlcomedy

Not really, the girls I see tell me they write certain things in their ads to avoid the undesirables. Generous guys wanted: means they pay for play only, nothing else.
burkalini's Avatar
Not really, the girls I see tell me they write certain things in their ads to avoid the undesirables. Generous guys wanted: means they pay for play only, nothing else. Originally Posted by armydude

Generous guys wanted is a negative post in my book. It's not like we don't know that but to ask for it before you show your worth it is a sign of the all mighty dollar provider.
Still Looking's Avatar
Provider picture(s) with pimp in picture! LOL
armydude's Avatar
Generous guys wanted is a negative post in my book. It's not like we don't know that but to ask for it before you show your worth it is a sign of the all mighty dollar provider. Originally Posted by burkalini
It could be. Everyone has their own experiences. I asked my ATF why she specifies the need to write the words "seeking generous men" in her ads, because I thought that was stupid. Wouldn't it be obvious? She told me she writes that because sometimes weird men contact her and they don't know she is an escort (?). I have no idea what that is about, but according to her, some people really don't understand she is P4P. Kind of funny. But that is what she told me.

Some of these slogans are really funny. But in the grand scheme of things, this is a business so they are doing, saying and writing whatever they can to attract business. But truth be told, maybe they are swaying the business away with these tactics. Personally, I do not like bathroom pics with a toilet in the background. It's just tacky. I like classy girls, and their photos don't have to be perfect or glossy or professional, but there is just something about seeing a toilet in the background that turns me off.
burkalini's Avatar
It could be. Everyone has their own experiences. I asked my ATF why she specifies the need to write the words "seeking generous men" in her ads, because I thought that was stupid. Wouldn't it be obvious? She told me she writes that because sometimes weird men contact her and they don't know she is an escort (?). I have no idea what that is about, but according to her, some people really don't understand she is P4P. Kind of funny. But that is what she told me.

Some of these slogans are really funny. But in the grand scheme of things, this is a business so they are doing, saying and writing whatever they can to attract business. But truth be told, maybe they are swaying the business away with these tactics. Personally, I do not like bathroom pics with a toilet in the background. It's just tacky. I like classy girls, and their photos don't have to be perfect or glossy or professional, but there is just something about seeing a toilet in the background that turns me off. Originally Posted by armydude

I agree on that one. Nothing like a glamorous picture of a provider on the shitter. lol
Still Looking's Avatar
Shake_N_BakeAlarm Bells:

1. Pictures that look like they came out of a magazine because they probably did.
2. A really pretty girl with a rediculously low rate.
3. A bitch on the phone.[/quote]

If you get my ex-wife on the phone just hang up! Its hard to hear her any way because she lives by THE SEA!
I am loving this post - very informational. Thanks.


I had an apartment, so I would give my address to men a few hours before so they could map it and plan how long they needed to arrive on time, but I did always ask for a courtesy call 10-15 minutes out to make sure I was finished showering etc Originally Posted by lilred_robin
I am low-volume and my in-call is an apartment. I don't give out the address, but give them an intersection and have them call me from there. I keep them on the phone until they are in front.

I do it for a couple of reasons:
1. What if SO gets into their email and finds my address?
2. I can see who pulls up and how many cars.
Still Looking's Avatar
[quote=gigi_gypsy;1492664]I am loving this post - very informational. Thanks.



I am low-volume and my in-call is an apartment. I don't give out the address, but give them an intersection and have them call me from there. I keep them on the phone until they are in front.

I do it for a couple of reasons:
1. What if SO gets into their email and finds my address?
2. I can see who pulls up and how many cars.[/quote]

Has there ever been a session that had "a" provider pulled up in more than one car? LOL Do some hobbyist travel with an entourage?
I don"t post my number until I have exchanged enough messages than I will give my number unless it is someone I feel comfortable with. now for my massage I have a screening phone number I post as well as a email and if it is someone i know I immediately let them know who I am...but those two separate types of activities I offer...
On the other hand, the following in an ad will get my attention in a positive way:

1) A link to a personal webpage
2) Stating they are well reviewed (bonus points for link or web address to reviews}
3) Mentions multiple forms of communication in ad-- i.e. phone # and e-mail address Originally Posted by Cpalmson