Who is your Christmas Crush?

Luvdatpuddy's Avatar
I may be wandering off the beaten path a bit, as I thought for sure my choices would be listed already, but I'll have to go with Charlize Theron and Kate Beckinsale. I'd die a happy man after that...
On this board? Claire She Blows...to be sure, Claire.

Originally Posted by kingarthur
And now I have the pleasure of being underneath Claire. How exciting!







(That's how the review would be, in three acts.)
David.Douchehurst's Avatar
Ol' Claire an' Ah've crooned sweet melodies late inta tha evenin' tagether. But Ah'm jus' too much man fer enny one woman, Ah tells ya!
I would just like Paul Walker to still be here :-(
Norah Jones!
I dare anyone to watch this video and not fall in love.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WubFQrd-meo
Secret_Amore's Avatar
well there's this civie guy I've been lusting after. I really wanna sleep with him. Tall, dark hair, blue eyes,full lips. just like I like 'em.

seriously how do you get a guy to sleep with you? is there some kinda of secret method o.O I have been unsuccessful.


my celeb would be Benedict Cumberbatch I know he's got like 15ys on me but I WANT that man... Again Tall, Dark and Handsome yes Please.

fun2come's Avatar
300/hr should do it
Secret_Amore's Avatar
are you telling me if I offer a guy 300/hr to sleep with me. I can get what I want? 'cause I'd totally do that.

but I don't think that a conversation like that will go over well with a civie guy...
fun2come's Avatar
If your lust is worth 300/hr then it would be a way, you just want to sleep with him and not marry him, right?

Heck he might offer you a Special.
NATALIE WOOd/ Scarlett Rossi
Secret_Amore's Avatar
If your lust is worth 300/hr then it would be a way, you just want to sleep with him and not marry him, right?

Heck he might offer you a Special. Originally Posted by fun2come
lol yea or he'd turn me down and tell his best friend behind my back who happens to be my neighbor and one of the very few people since high school who doesn't think i'm a freak (and not in a kinky way) or weird and has ex communicated. my college neighbors gossip among themselves like a bunch of teenage girls, for a house full of guys...I think that's weird. and I would instantly have a reputation of needing to pay for sex and probably be slut shamed. they may even joke of speculate if I'm a prostitute myself.... my lust may be worth 300 but not my reputation and not the rare find of people who don't think i'm a total freak and will shit talk me and make excuses why they can't hang out with me and avoid me and not have the balls to just come out and tell me they don't want me around.

that's all I need to start off the new year
I don't want to suffer that again. you don't know how much it sux. Balls.
taste_tester's Avatar
After yesterday's party, I'm thinking Dara would be pretty nice under the tree.
RALPHEY BOY's Avatar
Lindsay Lohan and any another substance abuse hottie!!! crazy in the head CRAZY in the BED!!
And now I have the pleasure of being underneath Claire. How exciting!







(That's how the review would be, in three acts.) Originally Posted by kingarthur
Lol, I love it!!