I feel I'm to boring, but not as much as I use to be!!!

I been looking for you boardman, I have some warm milk for you baby Originally Posted by bustyamy

Nah! Last time I fell for that shit this whore and her boyfriend tried to n n n n ne neu...
cut off my balls!

I am guessing this might be a more likely situation. Originally Posted by Pistolero

No need to cock block.........I am sure she would shove a glass dick up your ass.......for free.......ijs

Free mod ass?

Mod ass/mod pussy.........is there a difference?

I don't let fat whores play with my ass... Originally Posted by Wakeuр

You are missing out, more cushion for the pushin big boy

Nah! Last time I fell for that this whore and her boyfriend tried to n n n n ne neu...
cut off my balls! Originally Posted by boardman

I was waiting till you were happily drinking and just play under your tail a little I guess I'll have to get some catnip? And baby you will be the center of attention just like you like

Amy.......

As much as I like a big ol' slice of shit.

I think... you need to get, 2ea. "GoPro" cams, and mount one to your forehead, and one stationary.

I think, but I am not sure... "The Discovery Channel" will pay you big bucks... For "Dirty Jobs", or "When Whales Attack". Either way... you can make some extra cash.

Amy.......

As much as I like a big ol' slice of shit.

I think... you need to get, 2ea. "GoPro" cams, and mount one to your forehead, and one stationary.

I think, but I am not sure... "The Discovery Channel" will pay you big bucks... For "Dirty Jobs", or "When Whales Attack". Either way... you can make some extra cash. Originally Posted by lookn4boobies

Nobody asked you, Hater!

Reviews to come for my toy play

Nah! Last time I fell for that shit this whore and her boyfriend tried to n n n n ne neu...
cut off my balls! Originally Posted by boardman

I won't touch, I'll just take a look

I don't think anybody ever said you were boring. More like annoying as hell.

Point of Order: someone did say she is boring.

That's still tame. Any time you want to really shed the boring label and venture into kink, give me a shout. Originally Posted by BFCjosh

+1

I have dildos, strap ons, bum plugs, anal hooks, anal beads, fisting gloves, anal dilator, hollow bum plugs, and of course my fingers.... This is all pretty standard... At least here in London, not quite as many kinksters in the US.

I don't think anybody ever said you were boring. More like annoying as hell. Originally Posted by coolaid

I know you are but what am I

+1

I have dildos, strap ons, bum plugs, anal hooks, anal beads, fisting gloves, anal dilator, hollow bum plugs, and of course my fingers.... This is all pretty standard... At least here in London, not quite as many kinksters in the US. Originally Posted by Valerie

Um um um, baby steps:/ I'm going to have to read up on what all these items are for