Peter Fucktard Cotton Tail

Holy crap that's funny. Wtf is wrong with people? Originally Posted by ipfreely

When you figure that out let me know heh

THROWS UP IN MOUTH

So no dick pics, but are taint pics now required?.... from the incall parking lot. Not quite what Pyramider's been looking for, but..............

I have nicked my taint shaving for a 'date' before... wonder if the fuktard was using it to stop the bleeding?

OP, did you get a good look at it? Southern Quilted? (Since it was on the south end) I can see the ad.

"Patel Palace room"
Big boned....er.... ht/ wt proportionate hooktard massaging an old ass
Surprised look... sees tp..... camera zooms in....
Hooktard says to self "He showered and that Quilted Southern Tissue is still holding the poop and the smell." I'll be damned.

So When I Was Finished With His Massage I Asked Him To Go Take A Shower So He Could Be Clean & I Could Start My Hocus Pocus Without Fear Of Getting Tangled With Poop & Toliet Paper... He Agreed & Went Into The Restroom & Closed The Door & I Heard The Water Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

Was a shower available at your incall? Originally Posted by LexusLover

Reading is fundamental. Originally Posted by Bombay

Bombay nails it. LL is to be commended for reading since before we were all born; but evidently reading is not the same thing as comprehending. Were any other readers confused? The fucktard had TP sticking out his ass; he went and took a shower; he returned with TP still sticking out his ass; and became the "butt" of the funniest story I've read on here.

I love this stuff.

Were any other readers confused? The fucktard had TP sticking out his ass; he went and took a shower; he returned with TP still sticking out his ass; and became the "butt" of the funniest story I've read on here.

I love this stuff. Originally Posted by 2intexas

Me, too. Were did she say he "took a shower"?

"Went Into The Restroom & Closed The Door & I Heard The Water ....

She also didn't say he still had paper sticking out his ass:

"Now This Idiot Has Soggy Toliet Paper Stuck To His Inner Thighs.."

I asked a rather direct question of her. Like .. what's the address?

I've been in "RESTROOMS" with NO SHOWER ... I've heard "water running" with NO SHOWER.

Grow up. You want to "assume" ... I don't.

And take some reading comprehension courses yourself.

Possibly a medical condition known as LAS....Leaky Anus Syndrome....

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...+anus+syndrome

The wad of TP could have been acting as a shield for your protection....ijs...

Possibly a medical condition known as LAS....Leaky Anus Syndrome....

The wad of TP could have been acting as a shield for your protection....ijs... Originally Posted by Russ38

And possibly didn't realize it was still there ... forgotten about it. But ...

.. that wouldn't be funny.

And possibly didn't realize it was still there ... forgotten about it. But ...

.. that wouldn't be funny. Originally Posted by LexusLover

Yeah I agree....intentional or LAS is way more funny...

MANPONS....... js.......


WTF?

the op was not so clear to me either. my first thought is that fbsm usually= office building.

but then she said shower.

but I'm thinking...why the fuck didn't he shower on the way in? if there's a shower there.

anywayz, it wouldn't have helped.

Possibly a medical condition known as LAS....Leaky Anus Syndrome....

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...+anus+syndrome

The wad of TP could have been acting as a shield for your protection....ijs... Originally Posted by Russ38

I can't ....

MANPONS....... js.......


WTF? Originally Posted by lookn4boobies

You had to go there didn't you l4b?....



Because......

Maybe his pet gerbil was gathering nest material.

Wow, lol. I think I'd have had to say something prior to getting started.



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Like what? Did you forget to finish wiping?