POOR FORM?

I checked Moms cell...you were the last one to respond to her last ad...asking for a LDL threesome....Living-Deado-Living...I have the texts...

Originally Posted by Toyz

Hey, your sister was totally still alive! She said someone had to work after your Dad left them with ฿1,205.

Young Centaur

Present day Toyz:

JOKE WALL AT CENTAURS MENTAL HOSPITAL

The BBC are commissioning a new crime forensic series focussing on finding evidence of necrophilia from the corpse - it's called 'Wanking The Dead'...


Necrophilia is dead boring....
Try incest, it's only relatively boring. -



NEcrophilia: putting the 'mating' into cremating.


Centaur says that if god had not meant for him to fuck corpses, he wouldn't have left them with so ma holes.

Toyz Bargainz:

Dairy Queen is expensive, babe!

I would tip you, but I spent all my quarters on the pay phone...I mean my hobby phone.

Let's start with $27.50 and see how things go.

Do you have any idea what the plane ticket over here cost me?

I can't tell if Toyz and Centaur are bickering or if they're flirting



Either way, carry on.....

I can't tell if Toyz and Centaur are bickering or if they're flirting



Either way, carry on.....

Originally Posted by Beagle

Toyz Bargainz:

Dairy Queen is expensive, babe!

BUT their Banana Splits are to die for!

I would tip you, but I spent all my quarters on the pay phone...I mean my hobby phone.

Rule #37, always have a hobby phone!

Let's start with $27.50 and see how things go.

I have a chance at $27.50, Centaurs so fugly he starts at $300 & gets turned down

Do you have any idea what the plane ticket over here cost me?!

DO YOU, I mean, Do you?






Originally Posted by Centaur

Centaur, lets not forget...you are the one tipping your Mother half a rabbit after a session, and then going after my Dead Mom. Everyone has their kinks, but damn son...

Centaur, tirelessly walking the streets of Runberg calling out $300? Will anyone do me for $300? $500? Will anyone....

Toyz..Centaur...LMAO..