Confessions

Shhhhh... EZMAN!! You're not supposed to tell anyone that you're behind the curtain! It's a SECRET!
Originally Posted by Natalie Reign

Natalie, I know you didn't want people to know you have dislexia ... but
it's the FRONT of the curtain, NOT behind it. The gal behind it kept telling me how good it tasted.

Shhhhh... EZMAN!! You're not supposed to tell anyone that you're behind the curtain! It's a SECRET! Originally Posted by Natalie Reign

Uhm.... Gross....

Natalie, I know you didn't want people to know you have dislexia ... but
it's the FRONT of the curtain, NOT behind it. The gal behind it kept telling me how good it tasted. Originally Posted by ezman

Well, all you can be sure of is that it sounded like a girl.

Uhm.... Gross.... Originally Posted by Damon Bradley

Awww, Damon. You know I'm just teasing, sexy.

Natalie you are going to be the death of me! Where are you when I need some advil and revive? The * dude* needs to get me another cockasian too!

Natalie you are going to be the death of me! Where are you when I need some advil and revive? The * dude* needs to get me another cockasian too! Originally Posted by BritneyBangs

Hey! Careful! There's a beverage here....!!

@Brit: Well, if I had known it would take you 2 days to recover, I would have told The Dude to slow down on pouring your "Cockasians" and I wouldn't have ordered quite so many rounds of shots. Or maybe I would have. But I would at least at least I would have taken you home with me, put you to bed and rubbed you down to take away the pain the next morning.

@Damon: Here, give it to me. I'll put it in my mouth and keep it safe.

@Brit: Well, if I had known it would take you 2 days to recover, I would have told The Dude to slow down on pouring your "Cockasians" and I wouldn't have ordered quite so many rounds of shots. Or maybe I would have. But I would at least at least I would have taken you home with me, put you to bed and rubbed you down to take away the pain the next morning.

@Damon: Here, give it to me. I'll put it in my mouth and keep it safe. Originally Posted by Natalie Reign

Hmm... Somehow, I don't really remembering "The Dude" saying that in response to that line in the film. But I like it...





My 100th post. I'm movin' back up the 'ol ladder....

In the dressing room at Hollister there was a sign-

"Shoplifting is a crime, we prosecute"

so I stole the sign.

It made me laugh so I stole the sign and stuck it to my bathroom mirror.

I feel compelled to confess this because of all these confessions.

At age 14 I stole the virginity of my best friends sister at his house on his mom and dad's bed with the satellite porn playing, while mom and dad were downstairs fixing dinner and my friend was in his room watching the same porn.

If we would have taken just 2 mins longer (which was impossible for me at that age) we would have been caught by mom coming up stairs to change before dinner. Ahhhh good times.