And don't forget bitches.....Communion on Sunday.....the body of Sweet Baby Tebow will be represented with his own afterbirth in the form of a placenta pâté.......it's packed with protein....
Dear baby Tebow. We ask that you guide the shattered whores that the banned whores wrote reviews of to get premium access. Guide them so they might not be banned again.
Thank u niño Tebow.....with the ass burn from shittin in your pants so much....for bringing little Helen back clean and fresh and ready to receive my sperm-free holy semen....knowing if the gasket leaks and she becomes with primo gringo....he is a miracle from Tebow above.
Sweet strong Tebow with sweat pouring down your body from casting the pimps out of the temple, help the used up old fat whales understand they will never become dolphins. Even though they may change their name, help them to see that they are not able to change the fact that they are fat whales. Do they not know that a fat whale by any other name is still a fat whale? Help them to see that though they may thinck that they sleep with a dolphin, she is in fact a shark using them to run off the dolphins..........and bless the little pigmies in Jasper..........amen
Sweet baby Tebow, whose face is turning blue with the umbilical cord wrapped tightly around his neck making him a holy candidate for riding the short donkey, please help all the wks to keep up the good wood, splinters and all, while their skancky puppet mistress is sitting out her self imposed vacations.
Sweet baby Tebow, infant swatting at the flies that are feasting on his placenta and umbilical cord. please let the asshats that do not know what they are doing catch an intestinal bug that will spread to their peckers making the peckers dry up, and fall off. Amen.
Sweet baby Tebow, please help the 'tards to be less visually descriptive in their prayers to you, for they know not how much of a turn-off it can be. Also, please have all 'tards who contact me be inspired to read about me and know my rates before they do so. And please give them enough bloodflow to their big heads to write like a gentleman and provide references from first contact. Amen.
Sweet baby Tebow, please let the hooktards know this is not the Maury show. Please let the 1.3 inches of dangling death have just a touch of Ebola
In yer name Tebow